Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Flood flood flood flood float
Flood flood flood flood flood flood drown
Flood flood flood flood good
Flood flood flood flood flood flood drown
Flood flood flood flood good
by of Manchester
I should go to sleep
But I must revise for stuff
Like my PEF
But I must revise for stuff
Like my PEF
by of Manchester
A vote for George is
A vote for corruption and
A useless arsehole
A vote for corruption and
A useless arsehole
by of Manchester
Must attack Iraq
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad
by of Manchester
Pitiful attempt
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves
by of Manchester
As such you are like
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****
by of Manchester
Afghanistan is
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool
by of Manchester
Now I leave you guys
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.
by of Floodville Tennessee
Jesus on a stick!
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.
by of Floodville Tennessee
As you have now seen,
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.
What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.
What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.
by of Floodville Tennessee
Janis, if you are
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.
by of Floodville, TN
Today alone has
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.
by of Floodville, USA
That nearly triples
the old record, and I was
not even trying.
the old record, and I was
not even trying.
by of Floodville, USA
Currently, one k
and fourty one haiku have
been added today.
and fourty one haiku have
been added today.
by of Floodville, USA
At the below rate,
I could submit a million
haiku in a day.
I could submit a million
haiku in a day.
by of Floodville, USA
I just spammed over
a thousand haiku in a short
amount of time. SHEET!
a thousand haiku in a short
amount of time. SHEET!
by of Floodville, USA
I apologise
for spamming this site with places.
I meant to use names.
for spamming this site with places.
I meant to use names.
by of Floodville, USA