the cat licks his ass
so comical in Jersey
licking and purring

Tapping keys and mice
Makes one think of bug rampage
Who will Raid whom first?!

some special baptist
deliverance customs but
still, possessed by void

just remember if
Gorgo delivers your meal
don't order Dr. Pibbs

A Chinese New Year
party tonight, foo much food
hope to have much fung

the alarm goes off
and a though ran through my head
it all starts again.

you are cute bob jones
but you sure are a bubba
i like your marmot!!!

This too shall pass as
a test, as we are alive
it still goes on, as

we test each other
by our own personal and
maybe, unfair, ways

there's this snob problem
with some educated, they dwell
on style, not the fun...

I am not afraid
Doing the practice exam
Has been quite simple
(for one question at least)

exam phobia
as they say "this too shall pass"
even if you don't

Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?

The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates

call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills

i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again

How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?

unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this

if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.

What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less

There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence

What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?

the chinaman pee's
where's the money lebowski?
ja, ich bin expert

Manchester is great
Obviously there aren't cows
Otherwise it rules

Hear heavy breathing
Reach out hand to grip the wall
Something grips my arm

A quick rush of wind
I turn my head, what was that?
Footfall, muscles tense

I ain't got time to
Think about money or what
It can buy
I'm a student
I have no money

Whispering, quite loud,
Strained, but not often, but hoarse
Close, I stop, silence

As I walk the road
The darkness smothers me and
Faint noise surrounds me

Or maybe I should
Prefer the rubbish like this
Mini people like it

Piss poor tacky pap
Over the top foolish gits
Don't play that again

From now on I shall
Not once mention PEF
On this haiku site

everything has burst
but it's a season itself
the cold war died out

I guess I hate myself then :)

I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs

blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?

some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick

listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?

To buy cheap player cigarettes?

I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes

The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar

all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better

poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke

Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off

Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip

Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then

Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great

Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill

Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home

Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig

fuck off moxie

Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him

Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf