blast of a beer fart,
ass cheeks flap, the sound effect
of sustained applause.

weather outside is
frightful and the....who am I
kidd in' Sunny Cal

Polish ice fishing
a bigger hole doesn't make
for a bigger fish

prisms and bubbles
magic and light, miracles
undone by the night

a few haiku for you
first this simple statement here
then "good" and one "fun"

Meinen Hund ist tot
Es isst meine grosse Wurst
So ich sto

Was ist P E F?
Es ist viele Bilanzen
Es ist sehr n

T....w....s
h....a....o
i.....s....r
s..........t
.....m.....
w....a....o
e....d.....f
i.....e.....
r..........u
d....b....p
......y....s
b..........i
a....R....d
d..........e
......o.....
h....f.....d
a..........o
i.....P....w
k....T....n
u...........

Rebellion:
! ! ! ! !
! ! N O ! ! !
! ! ! ! !

Progress (R-L):
< < < < <
< < < < < < <
< < < < <

Exchanging insults
is not communication -
It's not even fun

How to be patient?
The explanations make sense,
But the phone doesn't ring...

Visual basic sucks
But not as well as that girl
Whom I met last night

i'm thinking way hard
as if thinking could stop war
iraq my brains out

Daisycutter bomb
Parachutes on reporter
Live on CNN

though we mourn his death
find celebrating life hard
always there for you

death is heartbreaking
my heart goes out to tiger
he was your best friend

blood kurdling terror
kalashnikov code killing
men women children

wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their legs,
effortless haiku

wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their wings,
effortless haiku

That's exactly why
I had the windows tinted;
now I look so cool.

you know, some things you
just can't explain, like, that
dishwasher that's been

there for ten years at
the local restaurant or
gothic Martha Stewart...

aphrodisiac
inhale, hold it- blow it out,
you know what i mean

drove a topless bug
of mellow and yellow, made
Onjay quite Sunny

weird beware that
ideas of march jumbled
two lines into one

february march
happened on sunshine coast too next thing it's april

marches are big now
1 million in London and
lots too in SF!

falling with no sound
frozen crystals whisper down
hexagons cascade

ivy and old words
death and life found together
cemetery bound

deep in blizzard snow
tangled labyrinth unfolds
unexpected blooms

I quite like Iraq
I merely think that Saddam
Is a foolish man

as the winds do blow
more and more covered with snow
my car disappears

Friday and payday,
A winning combination,
Take it or leave it.

tiger in vegas
Bob Jones in El Armpito
two hours too far

Marval of Science,
the electric stapler, has
rendered me useless

but americans
will eat their young, remember
kent state, just wait kids........

Give me the beat boys
free my soul, wanna get lost
in your rock and roll

Celebrate this day
some of our best presidents
oops...not so fast Bushes!

Not fond of U.S.?
Pretty legitimate, but
who can like Iraq?

If without End If?
Okay I'll add an End If
End If without If?

So many people
In a really curious way
So much like Iraq

will he love me more
if i finish his last war ?
it's in the bag, dad.....

why is there moxie
he is such a fuckin' tard
a churl supreme

Why, visual basic
It's a button with that name
The command is click
So when I click it
You should do what is written
Below the first line
As opposed to just
Saying that there is something
Wrong with the first line

Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there

I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game

we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed

walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.

finally got in
it's time to run for office
and legalize herb

i blow windy farts
they smell like shitty turdballs.
I like turdy pants