Checking out topless
beetles, tucking dollar bills
into bud vases.

Speeding Batped Man
Can not find his way to go
Try some ex lax, man!

Chili and hot cheese
Impact my colon and thru
Clenched teeth, "Enema!"

lonely sea gulls drift
upon bitter winter winds
above ebbing tides
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dreaming yet again
of warm summer days on sand
snow is falling still

You know what I mean
When nature calls, just like Saint,
I have to just go.

Again I return
Saint calls, and just like nature,
I can not help it

geez! it's friggin' cold
yard looks like a hockey rink
black-ice everywhere

you are such a nerd
we heard your screams of terror
got hit in the face

The ice on the lake
It glistens as the sun's rays
Play delightfully

Breeze throught the trees
Causes the leaves to rustle
And dew to fall down

janis is that the
bad haiku dildo on the
right edge of photo?

nice lookin server
ya got there honey, curvy
with hardwood floor too...

Blowing, biting cold;
snot freezes on my top lip.
I hate Michigan.

We love obsessesive

Our eyes with conviction see

shaded certainty

And so it begins
Another name on my list
And a broken heart.

terror on the court
horrifying primal screams
just try to guard me...

dave brubeck on keys
"the banger" slapping chords down,
"three to get ready"

the server is short
it has issues with envy
it's having time out

Bad Haiku server
(pictured here on the right) has
unknown clock issue

I saw him fuck a serpent woman
And hermaphrodites all got pregnant
Then I wore the wrong size shoes as a disguise

Where have my legs gone
I could have sworn I had two
And they weren't purple!

oh! and one P.S.
it's rather fun to see TIME
indiscriminate

dance around the fire
summon the muse, welcome her
she may return here

this bad haiku site
has a bit of a problem
(the clock is all wrong)

tender moments lapse
without efforts to prolong
(choose to make them last)

Between the satin
My heart is an effigy
Timeless and waiting.

1/ Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

2/Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

3/Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

4/Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life

Sunbeams kiss the floor
Lifting me from this alien sleep
I rise to meet them.

a woman alone
she will always be watching
frozen galaxy

across the long miles
fiendship looms in endless song
craving life's delight

sunlight kisses rain
rain sues for harassment, wins
fifty million rays

Much to my disdain
She reaches into her purse
And grabs her cell phone

new pet owner says:
my Abigail? well, she's HUGE
poops like n'elephant

The monkey is small
It jumps around and about
And it says: "Whoop! Whoop!"

a certain poet
(she?)has a gift for haiku
but it's wasted here

candle flame dancing
lick the sky and tame the air
entrance those who stare

it is not a sin
if you do not put it in
(she sure is holy)

who is THAT ap?
I'll tell you WHO if you want
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

who is this ap
not the same old ap, me
who tortures moxie

that last haiku, good
always pleasant to see some
(doesn't happen enough)

a husk of sea hares
polished fragments of sea jade
bleached white cuttlefish

I spent roughly five
My mother is from Yorkshire
So I like nothing

dance music - like my
mind learned to speak directly
into the world's void

Zwanzig Blaues Hund
That's a good name for a band
Oder 'Hund Mit Senf'

two hundred wet goats
across the highway, bad smell,
great name for rock band

What's that big word, dad?
That word is president, son
And that's what you are

George Bush has an ape
It's a very violent ape
It would be his son

a world full of bad
but amongst the bad, some good
like these bad haiku

that saddam person
is genuinely evil
but no threat to me