Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.
Haiku # 27585 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.
Haiku # 27584 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?
Haiku # 27583 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by ash
show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war
Haiku # 27582 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by ash
Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.
Haiku # 27581 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.
Haiku # 27580 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware
Haiku # 27579 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by A Student of Actually, that's incredibly unlikely
Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.
Haiku # 27578 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
Haiku # 27577 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
Haiku # 27576 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
Haiku # 27575 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
Haiku # 27574 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
Haiku # 27573 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper
Haiku # 27572 ↗ March 24, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of When you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...
Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.
Haiku # 27571 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.
Haiku # 27570 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.
Haiku # 27569 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
Haiku # 27568 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
Haiku # 27567 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
Haiku # 27566 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555 ↗ March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me
Haiku # 27550 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot
Haiku # 27549 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547 ↗ March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538 ↗ March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537 ↗ March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536 ↗ March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois