I think I just like
the abuse, the, competition
with the voices above
by Mox
mox...why don't you just
fuck off...no one wants you here
nobody at all
by Anonymous Poet
When life gets me down
And everything collapses
I wear lingerie
by A Student of OK I don't, but I might in future
yes, bob had the answer
to handle trolling but, I think
all I wanted to do was
contribute
by Mox
shall this war go on
for months on end, controversy
of another Texan admin?
by Mox
it's better words than
missles, but still words give
the order to fire
death is death by
any means, and to support it?
I feel damned if I do or don't
by Moxie
being a "troll"
is in a way shooting oneself
in the foot to avoid a draft
by Mox
speaking of forbidden fruit
aren't we where the cradle
of civilization is? at war now?
by Mox
having this disease,
is speeding my adulthood,
and also my end.
by Anonymous Poet
When I'm sixty-eight
I want my trophy wife to
Clean the house quickly
by A Student of Bush's speech that I just saw was actually quite good
do not write of mox'
he is the forbidden fruit
of all bad haiku
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Do you remember your first blowjob? I do, so does the guy who's dick I was sucking! Ha, ha!
by Richard "Toss the salad" Larson of Springfield, IL
I hate pussy,
Smells like tuna fish,
I like the smell of ball sweat.
by Richard Guido Larson of Springfield, IL
Why do my balls itch?
And they smell funny too.
What the fuck is that goo??
by Richard Keith Larson of spfld, il
Now the trolls are in;
a damaging side effect
of their haiku war
by guess who
Tugging unknowing
Rancorous rushing hill stream
Laughing pebble sleeps
by William Nippress
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Wide bridesmaids passion
Sadly always the bridesmaid
But never the bride
by William Nippress
Sluggish reflection
Slumbering girl emerges
Asking for breakfast
by William Nippress
Massive bordellos
Moved to the front, they yell out
We need more fuckups
by William Nippress
Slowly Insults you
A politician
by William Nippress
Hawkishly sharp smooth
The politicians move
Between the news crews
by William Nippress
Mike Tyson is large
And intimidating but
Little Mac won't fall.
by Frank Grimes
No class in morning
At least that's what I recall...
Where's my syllabus?
by Frank Grimes
My friendly challenge...
Facing stiff competition--
Can't get any love.
by Frank Grimes
Not meaning to brag.
Just confidence in myself
And compilation.
by Frank Grimes
Grimey fears nothing
Music on my stereo
Kickin' your ear's crotch
by Frank Grimes
vegas indeed rocks
must go, get your party on
rogue is a good date
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
frank issued challange
to topple 'shit going down'
foolish mortal...doomed
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
done with work for now,
ready for a hip weekend,
i'm off to vegas!
by Cornea Pete
gourmet of the ear,
nothing like shit going down,
hot composition.
by Cornea Pete
i'm a funny guy
so fatally humorous
i just kill myself
by ash
driving home from work
car hits pole, bounces off bridge
no salvation here
by alfonzo
the mirror shatters
use the glass to cut my veins
life drains with my blood
by alfonzo
my name is steven
reents, yes that iswho i am
i am a flamer
by Flaming Steve Reents of Illinois
I call the Onion
Everyday, they won't hire me
Those cheesehead fuckers.
by sexually frustrated
This recession hurts everyone
The drug dealers can't get paid
And run lemonade stands instead.
by sexually frustrated
When life fucks you in
The ass, make sure to grin
And use lube.
by sexually frustrated
"They're showering us with scented
Candles. How wonderful!"
"Those are molotovs, Bill, and your
helmit's on fire."
by sexually frustrated
I hate this Zoloft
Makes it impossible
To ejaculate.
by sexually frustrated
"Wow, look at all them colors."
"Dad, have you been drinking turpentine again."
"Don't you judge me boy!"
by sexually frustrated
Go on son, run right
On into oncoming traffic
Believe me, it's better that way.
by sexually frustrated
You don't understand
officer, this is
Medicinal crack.
by sexually frustrating
Why are you sprinkling
Water on your Big Mac?
To cast out demons.
by sexually frustrating
Can't they hurry this along
Doesn't the Pentagon know this is
sweeps month and they can lose valuable market share if the war gets uneventful. It's like they've learned nothing from corporate America.
by sexually frustrated
Uh Shareef, you might want to
Remove that Nike t-shirt before
You burn the U.S. flag on Al Jizeera.
by sexually frustrated
who stole my sammich,
bet it was the playful monkey,
eatin dat sammich dat was mine...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Argy bargy,
Argy bargy,
Belchhhhhh...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Elvis has left the building,
But someone better is coming,
And they gonna bring candy!
by richard larson of spfld, il
Evil is subtle
This isn't a war for oil
It is for control
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
