Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 188 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

her comment so tart
so bitter, not unlike my
auntie Pru''s sponge cake.
Haiku # 2817, January 1, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-ma-tique
aviation math
why are you so fucking hard
hmmm....smoke some of this
Haiku # 2816, December 31, 1999 4:47 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
viagra useful?
ripoff I''f yer askin me
falls outa the end
Haiku # 2815, December 31, 1999 4:37 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
I blow fallen leaf
My futile machine screams
Fuck! now wind returns
Haiku # 2814, December 30, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by DeeBee of Sydney, Australia
I can''t suck this hard
my friend said over his milkshake
I want it real bad
Haiku # 2813, December 30, 1999 7:37 pm ET
by whoever
millenium wheel
break down and let them all die
another year gone.
Haiku # 2812, December 30, 1999 7:30 pm ET
by whoever
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2811, December 29, 1999 12:44 pm ET
by stace
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2810, December 29, 1999 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!
Haiku # 2809, December 28, 1999 7:58 am ET
by Kackarott
modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake
Haiku # 2808, December 28, 1999 7:29 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does
Haiku # 2807, December 28, 1999 2:50 am ET
by ash
As the end draws near.
What do you think you will be?
Reincarnated.......
Haiku # 2806, December 27, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Today on the sea
I saw a wonderful sight
Just pure open space
Haiku # 2805, December 27, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
H 2 T lily
In reading your poem on pubs
I wept in my beer
Haiku # 2804, December 27, 1999 8:16 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Happy New Year ALL!!!
Will we ever meet again?
See you in Hell then.
Haiku # 2803, December 27, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by My Brother's Dick
now christmas is past
is visa Y2K safe?
next statement will tell
Haiku # 2802, December 27, 1999 1:59 pm ET
by mondongo of Houston
closets for hangers
winners use the front door
chimneys for the poor

Haiku # 2801, December 24, 1999 10:57 pm ET
by john walker of oakland, usa
Oh, the men I''ve loved
never touched, but so, so, sweet
thoughts that comfort me
Haiku # 2800, December 24, 1999 7:40 pm ET
by leigh
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2799, December 24, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by Basho-matic
I left my husband
Wicked, evil cruel bastard
And his mother too
Haiku # 2798, December 24, 1999 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel so alone
Christmas eve nowhere to go
Except for the pub
Haiku # 2797, December 24, 1999 12:09 am ET
by hhtigerlily
An all time thirst quench-
er beyond our narrow hor-
izons. TANG, what else?
Haiku # 2796, December 23, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Sorry I goofed up
Too many syllables there
Damn you, Pokemon!
Haiku # 2795, December 23, 1999 3:26 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Pokemon, my heroes!
Little wonderbugs. We thank
you again Toyota!
Haiku # 2794, December 23, 1999 3:18 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love
Haiku # 2793, December 23, 1999 11:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year
Haiku # 2792, December 22, 1999 1:47 pm ET
by ash
Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now
Haiku # 2791, December 22, 1999 12:48 am ET
by wild_strawberrie
big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small
Haiku # 2790, December 21, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by Tripman
I''m drunk writing this.
Why can''t I be with a girl.
Damn, my ugliness
Haiku # 2789, December 21, 1999 9:57 pm ET
by Tripman
new century eh ?
even be that if it may
i say f2k
Haiku # 2788, December 21, 1999 3:33 am ET
by ash
glory to jesus
there are thieves in the temple
but good sales later
Haiku # 2787, December 21, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
sub-dehumanoidizing
unacceptable
Haiku # 2786, December 20, 1999 4:25 pm ET
by Sopuku-matic
unacceptable
sub-dehumanoidizing
infundibulum
Haiku # 2785, December 20, 1999 4:12 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Wherever I look
I try to make sure I see
Outside of the box
Haiku # 2784, December 20, 1999 3:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Alphabetically,
to tell you my life''s story
works as well as time.
Haiku # 2783, December 20, 1999 6:09 am ET
by bleeding one
Stroking my long hair,
She turned to me and yelled out,
"I want you to leave!"
Haiku # 2782, December 19, 1999 10:39 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Inside my own skin
There is something to be said
About how I feel
Haiku # 2781, December 19, 1999 10:36 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2780, December 18, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Basho-matic
dipsomaniac
ba-humbugs infesting her
she deserves fruitcake
Haiku # 2779, December 18, 1999 3:48 pm ET
by Basho-matic
quite utterly stoked
here grinding out metaphors
i have found my niche
Haiku # 2778, December 18, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by Basho-matic
little white lies, no
never hurt the ones you love
send em U P S
Haiku # 2777, December 18, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Early morning stroll;
Winter constitutional:
My ears are quite cold.
Haiku # 2776, December 18, 1999 4:20 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s not that I''m not
sympathetic, it''s just that
I really don''t care.
Haiku # 2775, December 17, 1999 1:13 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
Is it ignorance?
Is it apathy?
I don''t know and I don''t care.
Haiku # 2774, December 17, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
A Haiku has seventeen syllables.
Not no sixteen or eighteen.
Haiku # 2773, December 17, 1999 10:28 am ET
by farkel
Five, seven, five
The rhythm of the haiku
Five, seven, five
Haiku # 2772, December 17, 1999 9:47 am ET
by Spike
Tissue, once soggy
But now long since dry, adheres
Texturing the wall
Haiku # 2771, December 17, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Sore, wet carpet burn
Brands your coccyx with a mark
That says ''Not Virgin''
Haiku # 2770, December 17, 1999 9:37 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Brackish molasses
Soothes my sandpapery throat
Thus preventing coughs
Haiku # 2769, December 17, 1999 9:33 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Subsided swelling
Leaves my skin hanging in folds
Like velvet curtains
Haiku # 2768, December 17, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
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