Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 25 Days and 77405 Haiku later...

Amish bastards love
You, so the least you could do
Is leave them alone.
Haiku # 283, August 12, 1997 4:03 am ET
by Humpy Dallas, USA
Death mail to chickens
Isn't as safe as it seems
Some have machine guns.
Haiku # 282, August 12, 1997 4:00 am ET
by Humpy Dallas, USA
last night I was bored
So I gave my cat a bath.

Still fur on my tongue.

Haiku # 281, August 5, 1997 6:40 pm ET
by cousin of USA -
Volleyball in pool,
if ball bounces in, it's fair.
Jan's team always wins.
Haiku # 280, August 5, 1997 5:28 pm ET
by cousin of Cleveburg, You ess, eh?
Little Billy Goat
Soft grey fur and sideways eyes
I shoot up your ass
Haiku # 279, August 1, 1997 9:15 pm ET
by Squishy Lover of Los Angeles, USA
At the urinal
I piss as hard as I can
Cant break cigarette
EAT MY ASS !
Eric Marcus
Haiku # 278, July 20, 1997 5:59 am ET
by Eric.marcus@tanet.com of Suckoville, CA, Yemen (semen)
I have a big dog
His name is "Go fuck yourself"
My mom hates that name.
Haiku # 277, July 20, 1997 5:54 am ET
by Eric Marcus of Penoche, U of Fucking S A
thought it was a fart
put my hand down my underwear
it was a wet mess
Haiku # 276, July 17, 1997 9:50 pm ET
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
bird flys in the wind
i see it over my head
it shits on my cheek
Haiku # 275, July 17, 1997 9:48 pm ET
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
Come here little sheep
Your fur is so soft and white
Do you have VD?
Haiku # 274, July 14, 1997 7:11 am ET
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
I kick the midget
I laugh at his tiny dick
I think I smell cheese
Haiku # 273, July 14, 1997 7:03 am ET
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
i want to lick you
And feel you get really hard
And become insane
Haiku # 272, July 11, 1997 9:42 pm ET
by to little john
i love to kiss you
i suck your passionate lips
harder and harder
Haiku # 271, July 11, 1997 6:57 pm ET
by to emma of philadelphia, usa
Cold beverage in hand
Floating in warm gentle waves
I found paradise
Haiku # 270, July 11, 1997 2:57 pm ET
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
The homeless woman
Has no pants and smells like poo
I spit on her face!!
Haiku # 269, July 11, 1997 5:08 am ET
by Eric Jello of Penoche, US of fuckin A
I am so happy
I never knew of true love
Until I met you
Haiku # 268, July 10, 1997 10:50 pm ET
by Kathryn Tong of Garden City, USA
i dreamt of your lips
i gaze into your dark eyes
i miss you a lot
Haiku # 267, July 10, 1997 3:19 pm ET
by alan lee of philadelphia, usa
the retarded boy
has no pants and smells like poo
I KILL HIM WITH STICK
Haiku # 266, July 4, 1997 5:21 am ET
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
stop looking at me
brown eye, I lick and suck it
uuum! she cums for me.
Haiku # 265, July 2, 1997 9:27 am ET
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa


Haiku # 264, July 2, 1997 9:21 am ET
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
I once bit a possum
Forever he reminded me
Of burnt ball
Haiku # 263, June 26, 1997 6:28 pm ET
by Trevor Scully of S'pore, S'pore
My father sells fishballs
Oh pray tis the bullock
I farted aloof
Haiku # 262, June 23, 1997 5:59 pm ET
by Trevor Scully of Singapore, Singapore
My Scheherazade,
Janis keeps me with Haiku
I should be working.
Haiku # 261, June 18, 1997 12:15 pm ET
by Robert Milby of Sant Cruz, USA
Everything is fine
I guess everything is fine
Yep, it's all ok
Haiku # 260, June 16, 1997 12:56 am ET
by Haiku Master of Canada
badda bing badda
boom can
Haiku # 259, June 13, 1997 11:23 am ET
by Scott Duncan of Toronto, Canada
Forgive me for the
Dew drops that I caused to flow
From your heart last night
Haiku # 258, June 12, 1997 11:06 pm ET
by Kevin Doyle of Honolulu, US
I guess I forgot:
the haikus on these pages
are bad by design.
Haiku # 257, June 12, 1997 8:51 pm ET
by Terry C. of New York City, Pennsylvania
BAD HAIKU
HORRIBLY BAD
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
Haiku # 256, June 12, 1997 7:50 pm ET
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
DEATH ON A HILLTOP
ALL COOL AND SERENE
DEATH IS A DREAM
Haiku # 255, June 12, 1997 7:49 pm ET
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
TIME IS A DRIFTER
WITH CANE AND HAT
TIME ENDS--ABRUPT DEATH
Haiku # 254, June 12, 1997 7:48 pm ET
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
KILL ALL THY FOES
VANQUISH THE DEAD
DEATH WILL COME SOON
Haiku # 253, June 12, 1997 7:44 pm ET
by JOSH CATONE of INSANITY, CHAOS
Hey! To be haiku,
the poem must allude to
one of the seasons
Haiku # 252, June 11, 1997 8:46 pm ET
by Terry C of New York City, Pennsylvania
stumble in lift lid
groggy eyes spot spry Tabby
cat bats at my stream
Haiku # 251, June 10, 1997 2:10 pm ET
by Mick of Toronto,
hardly touched the cap
used paper napkin to pump
hands STILL smell like gas
Haiku # 250, June 10, 1997 2:09 pm ET
by Mick of Tor,
Who's the cat you won't
cop out when there is danger all
about? Shaft. Right On !
Haiku # 249, June 9, 1997 11:24 pm ET
by Issac Hayes of Toronto, Canada
A rat is trying
to Gnaw it's way out of my
uterus. Mydol ?
Haiku # 248, June 9, 1997 11:22 pm ET
by Terence G. of Toronto, Canada

Knowing what you want
by giving you
more than you expect
Haiku # 247, June 6, 1997 12:00 pm ET
by Thumby of New York, USA
I hear the Spam ball
It bounces, porqua, porqua
A haiku of Spring
Haiku # 246, June 5, 1997 2:07 pm ET
by -B. Tallen
Vanilla Ice, Man
The Hottest New Thang in Rap
Say hi to yer Mom
Haiku # 245, June 5, 1997 11:30 am ET
by Kavin Labin of Toron, Adanac

Angela
Haiku # 244, June 5, 1997 6:58 am ET
by angelabs@micron.net
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps my butt.
Haiku # 243, June 1, 1997 2:41 am ET
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
Haiku # 242, June 1, 1997 2:41 am ET
by Chris
Worldly things will pass
Like petals on the wind. Still,
O.J. chaps by mutt.
Haiku # 241, June 1, 1997 2:40 am ET
by Chris
Purple caretaker
Beloved but repetitive
Barney dies today
Haiku # 240, June 1, 1997 2:34 am ET
by Chris
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
Haiku # 239, June 1, 1997 2:32 am ET
by dcchris750@aol.com
Girl-child, why do you
Cry and wail and carry on?
Elmo giggles not.
Chris
Haiku # 238, June 1, 1997 2:31 am ET
by dcchris750@aol.com
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
Haiku # 237, June 1, 1997 2:29 am ET
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
Haiku # 236, June 1, 1997 2:29 am ET
by Chris
My goldfish Sparky
Went belly up as I worked.
Toilet of sorrow.
Haiku # 235, June 1, 1997 2:28 am ET
by Chris
All of yall's haikus
SUCK
mine don't
Haiku # 234, May 31, 1997 8:47 pm ET
by Get Nude
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