Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know

Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor

US

Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful

they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT

back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?

Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.

(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna

(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)

dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true

how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?

don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.

Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???

pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo

woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence

i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command

i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go

sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep

you did inform me
but it no matter teh son
i got it now, see?

so anyway these
goos even though they no right
forms not everything

Doesn't this girl know?
Haikus have a form to them.
I should inform her.

daniel of beauty
you shine even though i cant
write a haiku good

I think i try to
make a haiku done goos but
i not so i bah

pollen suck
you make teh eyes water
and trick teh nose

funny shizzo
lips, and stunna
never be cool as
homestar runna

never try putting
peanut butter
in places where lube is needed

Shizzo bot:
stunna yous legend
you make my heart sing
and my toes tingle
*kiss*

omg so big!
can it be you used
Vig Rx
from email pron ad?

sometimes they fasts
from pancakes and cinimon toast crunch
zaxbys worst
make stinko fasts
leave the room for goos

I think i see
a tiny thing
is that you wee?

holy crap
it hard to think
and put my nam,e
with these stupid things

Contemporary
Current contra conviction
Contests conquest

i join this thing
cuase it look so dumb
and shizzo bot
he say it stunna hot

the last one
so sad it is
i forgot my name
wop

wtc
you mmosh me?
what i say bout that son
get a towel

Even with Susan
Surandon's stupid war views,
I'd still stovepipe her.

Dan I love you
Yous dark hair so sexy
omg winthrop i comin

can't defend yourself?
wrote with someone elses name
what is that about???

why pay child support
i told the bitch to abort
i end up in court.

they claim victory
woefully premature like
my ejaculate.

If one turtleheads
an hour or so, one then
has turtlehelmet.

getting on my name
just how low can someone go
that's really not cool
------------------------------------------

watching gymnastics....
triple reverse back hand spring.
beware the mutants

Masturbating to
Young boyz gets my hogness red
and juicy angry

This day just won't end,
Begging the sun to go down,
I just want to sleep

Funko of vegas
poet is two syllables
learn to fucking count
------
go live in iraq
have tongue cut out for speaking
pussy left wing fuck

a love for george bush
go fuck bush in a chat room
please no cyber sex

anonymous poet
haikus go five, seven, five
not much of a poet

wish i had your time
oh, but not a big loser
anonymous poet!!!

Yale and HBS
versus posts on bad haiku
and who

we'll democratize
a people who can't seem to
line up properly.