girls are as i claim
shallow, soulless, callous, and
not to be trusted.

i've been in love twice
then the girl turns into a
psychotic monster.

you fuck the first night
and you ask yourself why he
refuses to call.

seriously you
dont need to get laid, but do
need fall in love
girls are not as you
so claim them to be but in-
stead, boys are to blame

girls should wear burkas
trounce around ass popping out
like cheap needy sluts

men take all the risks
girls are thoughtless bloodsucking
vapid parasites.

she doesnt' love you
she loves what you can give her
monetarily.

remember men that
materialism rules
all feminine thought.

girls are bad poets
they stifle their minds with love
marriage and babies.

i apologize
for all of the preceding
but girls just can't write.

i go for now its
time to go outside and let
my roomates fuck stuff

well, what else to do
on a day when everyone
has gone home from here

and theres only this
stupid site and rhymes to waste
what day there is left

you sure sound normal
I bet we all can see how
true this is, *big grin*

thank you for being
such a willing partner in
this weird exchange

i laugh, you make my
day with such witty comments
o maybe it not

i am really normal
website lets me get out my
weird mental demons.

no, not my boy but
maybe a horse, I hear they
hung very well son

i'll get facial too
you can look on while i do
your boy doggie style.

wierd fetish, no sur-
prise that you are frustrated
try www.trannytricks.com

i crap on your chest
make decorative designs for
your pleasure baby.

you mean your face cause
itd be fun to see some boy
give you a facial

oh, ok, i play
kitchen? so i take big knife
and make Bobbit proud

your boy can join too
we can tag team jerk it on
your acne scarred face.

rolling pin, son you
need to get this straight, toys are
not in the kitchen

i beat on your breasts
with a meat pestle that makes
you scream for grandpa.

cyber, i no need
get teh sex plenty from my
boy, and no one else

i rip of your clothes
i massage your labia
with a rolling pin.

no no, im having
fun, you see, perversive, mm
big word, good job son

no friends that is clear
i'll be your friend for the day
let's cyber sex hon.

you think good with
these haikus to flame here
haahaa good for laugh

spends her saturday
chatting with a perversive
loony on website.

sex frustrated, hmm
sounds personal to me, you
just need wee in putz

though know i meant to
Not get stinky wee, cause then
it not get the mout

she imagines dad when
riding that flesh rocket to
console her sadness.

anal? hmm sounds like
some good fun times to me son
be sure no stick wee

in fact i am not
but 113 and happy
with what i have thanks

wrote at the same time
i bet little princess wants
anal really bad.

haahaa, i laugh at
your silly words, you use to
make you feel better

if you could count this
you might could maybe see that
5, 7, 5 here

you're probably fat
full of self-hatred and cry
yourself to sleep, right?

five, seven, five bitch
take your diary shit and
go watch MTV.

man who wants to fuck
lots of girls a little gets
many stds

stupid as ever
these haikuists seem to be
forget that this site
is for teh bad hai-
kus, and not some anti-war
crap, or whatnot sons

girl wants to fuck one man
alot, man wants to fuck hordes
of girls a little.

Black? you only wish
That I was hung like that, though
being female and
white, it makes it hard to be
either one, you see?

love's obviously
blind to the haiku form and
spouts on and on.

love? you dont know it
For shiz, love cant be known by
words and men who think
that love is all sex
and then mere lust, but truely
with love get the sex
it goos only then
no stupid haiku can say
what love really is

ebonic drivel
you give the blacks an inch they
take the whole website.

omg stunnas
You better watch out, stunna
lips and shizzo back
o maybe they not
you remember them legends?
Oh son, time for fasts
you never forget
i bet you still tremble at
the mention of name

she wanted my soul
i gave her my cock instead
a fair compromise.