this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit

why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.

lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name

i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz

such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark

i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut

my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.

and evidently
neither do you except to
patronize me now

sitting next to me,
sweet and beautiful maiden,
my heart beats faster.

god your fuckin dumb
you just don't shut the hell up
you've nothing to say

im so proud of you
you like to pick at little
things, feel better?

to spell

so far ive not seen
one thing so as to deem me
stupid, besides you

you mean "eloquent"
stupid illiterate ho
fuckin learn spell

thanks for your eloquient
speech, we should all clap and bow
down at your great wit

no need to get drunk
i'm inebriated by
your stupidity

sigh, some people have
nothing better to do than
piss off everyone

lets all get wasted
omg so fun, and puke
on your momma's couch

this bitch is so dumb
has to write paragraphs to
get her point across

i love how much these
people take a joke website
so seriously
i can say what I want
good english or not, bad haiku
means bad haiku, son
so ill sock all i
care to, vibrator in hand
dumbass if only you could
count youd see that vib-
rat-tor is three syl-a-bles
and not two, so *mmosh*

get drunk or something
go find a man to fuck your
lonely brains out girl

for shiz? you think your
smart, when the battery in
my vib'rators dead

what's this bitch's prob
cunt needs a vibrator to
shut her dumbass up

she eats the moon with
honey lips, and licks the pas-
sion from her fingers

goddamn!goddamn! God-
Damn, its true, this kinda fun
no more war shiz, putzes

at nine o'clock i'll
call, be told not now, and then
wonder why im bored

time for a revo-
lution, shizzo, stunna, and
lips, where did you go

You kids are all same.
trtyin to fucking sound smart.
try using "GODDAMN"

i must agree with
lips, all this war crap and dumb
talk makes me all bored

What happen to ash?
or Stunna? or shizzo bot?
we made the good shit

sitting here watching
Peter North wack off, omg
so much cum, legned!

So, i'z gone awhile.
it aint as funny here as
back in the old days.

omg..haahaa
finally someone to end
this boring drone crap

what a crock of shit
ya typing so much drivel
is that you Rummy?

the clock is ticking
i yearn to push the hands for-
ward, time moves too slow
yet when i want more
it speeds, racing by pell-mell
and so this is life

i want to drive far
out into a field in
the middle of no
where, run hand in hand
with you, waste the day in your
smile, and kiss you soft
as we lay in the
grass, warm sun beating down on
such ageless bliss, sigh

see what you get when
you stick the wee where the mout
is, you get the chomp

omg, stupid
day, wish this weekend past
and it was the next

stupid betta. you
think you got the life swimming
all day in that bowl
self contained world. but
true youll never know what the
worlds really about

i want to cry and
scream at the same time, where is
all that i look for?

im fucking tired
of trying so damn hard and
loving with all i
have to offer. Why
dosent he understand how
much it all is worth?

i think its dumb how
stupid guys can be, and
how uncaring to the
ones they are supposed to love
all i want is to
fianally be where
i am not so far away
and alone, i sigh

pain only ends if
you let it begin. Im sorry
that she was a bitch
that doesnt mean that
love isnt real, and all
women are like that
accept the pain, ok
i am sad to see that one
girl could ruin life
for you, that should be
why you hurt, not because of
bitch, but what you let
rule who you are
and who you have become, a
cynic, and borning

of course i've been hurt
i've faced the fact that the pain
never really ends

i am so tired
of eating white rice at caf
stupid weekend waste

why are you so bent
on no real love? is it
that you have been hurt?

i laugh, i know that
love is out there in a man
love that is like mine
its in a boy who
loves me, true, and one day will
fufill this dream too

nothing wrong with that
just admit to yourself that
you're living a lie

so its true. most men
have no hearts, and dicks that need
lots of wet pussy
why not make a song
about that, i dont seek a
fairytale, I
just want to be loved
the way I love. is it so
hard to want that life?

i would never wed
that's the whole goddamn point
marriage is slow death