Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i am a libra
so i guess i'm predisposed
to melancholy
Haiku # 28936 April 16, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a man who says arse
usually is in high school
slamming kids heads into lockers
who become the future columbines
and they come for you first
lead blazing
Haiku # 28935 April 16, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Mox
I ask those who have a life
what is it that you have and
what makes it worth living
disdainful, selfish, petty
materialistic, brushing off
if you saw the blade slice the
wrist, would you be so nonchalant
if you could see the blood or
would you laugh and say, "let there be drama" and proceed
to act as if nothing happened...
you who don't deal well, I wonder
if your lives are worth anything
Haiku # 28934 April 16, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, now as for the
people who are not suicides...
who goes first? the on line
world is a drug, if heroin, the
track marks dissolved
Kerouac could have lived
but instead his "worshippers"
murdered him as he murdered himself

Haiku # 28933 April 16, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
back on the topic
of leos, the sign is said
to be like sunlight

gone at times, but
the clouds break up and
things return, you know

(i'll be fine, I just have a temper)
Haiku # 28932 April 16, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by Mox
why do i act the
typical tortured poet
we all need hobbies
Haiku # 28931 April 16, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bucking as she moves
that great American ass
even God must weep
Haiku # 28930 April 16, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not writing in form
annoying as all get out
must skip over those
Haiku # 28929 April 16, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
who are these people
richard?... sheila?.... msx?
do you have a life???
Haiku # 28928 April 16, 2003 2:16 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
Scott is off buggering litte boys,
he is a pervert.....but so am I,
thats why I ditched my kids,
cause I want no responsibility
for anything but me and my lil
bitch scott
Haiku # 28927 April 16, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Sheila Newton, nude webcam
come one, come all!! haha...
I am a ho biznatch
I live in roundrock tx
scott is a ho
Haiku # 28926 April 16, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock Tx
shoot urself in the ARSE..(what
kinda word is ARSE anywayz?) i dont care, punkin head beyatch!
Haiku # 28925 April 16, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
suicide??? kill urself..who cares?
i would, but i am 90 years old,
ya friggin bastage....
Haiku # 28924 April 16, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
fuck off moxie
or just do it mate quickly
you can end this pain
Haiku # 28923 April 16, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by mellie :-( but don't... call H E L P in real life not cyberlife PLEASE
in the end, telling a sucide
"hang in there" might not be
the right idea with a noose
around the neck and the idea
his thoughts caused other suicides
Haiku # 28922 April 16, 2003 12:28 pm ET
by MSX
criticism gets to the point
where a lot of people do charge ahead, too stupid or oblivious to it's effects, or wired by it, charge ahead, but a lot feel that their practice, is ruined by these people who seem to be ran by, being jaded, being more enamoured of their own godhood or Godliness...
academic cynaide kool aid
and Prof. Jim Jones is teaching you can't create nothing 101, you pass with the first sip, into eternity
Haiku # 28921 April 16, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by MSX
let's just pretend I have a .45
it's loaded... and relief finally comes when I fire, pointing at my
head, blam, brains splatter
no more words of how retarded I am, no more, words of which writing is loftier, no more petty bickering about the household chores or job, no more failed work

no more words...
Haiku # 28920 April 16, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by MSX
it's gotten so foolish
that when I say I want to kill myself
I don't believe me anymore
and shrug it off as foolish banter
Haiku # 28919 April 16, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by MSX
for some reason I am so insecure
right now, I want to kick William's
ass, for real...
Haiku # 28918 April 16, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by MSX
I usually take
criticism thinking that
I need to slice my wrists
and prove to the person how
"weak" I am, and not controlling
my emotions... Think about it,
you follow a life script, carefully
considering everything you do.

but who wrote the script...
if my thoughts are so simple
would not suicide be the choice
so loftier people such as yourself
can rule the field?
Haiku # 28917 April 16, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by MSX
the constant attack
leads to distraction, and the
peace of mind is disturbed
by those who dicate taste
those who tear up a church
and set up a gallery inside
know not what they do
and don't care to know
lofty false gods...
might as well be Jim Jones
a murderer of children and himself
Haiku # 28916 April 16, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by MSX
the pharisees in
jesus's day were noted for
their lofty goals and
lofty language...I am suspicious
of it and usually want to warn the
men who use it that they too
can be wrong and often are
stupid, basically, with authority
Haiku # 28915 April 16, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by MSX
sodomize your professors
burn their sacred works
set up a wicker man full of dead white men
Haiku # 28914 April 16, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by MSX
wienerdog vs.
canadian geese...dig for
moles or chase gooses?
Haiku # 28913 April 16, 2003 11:23 am ET
by onjaysun (Bosco chose to do both)
i
am
tuna
Haiku # 28912 April 16, 2003 11:17 am ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
who stole my baloney sammich?
was it sammy the seal?
or was it some freak of nature
Haiku # 28911 April 16, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nimpress
FREE NUDITY
ON MY WEB CAM
SHEILA NEWTON
Haiku # 28910 April 16, 2003 11:13 am ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK, TX
SHEILA NEWTON
ROUND ROCK TEXAS
IS A BIZNATCHIO
Haiku # 28909 April 16, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the last gut who wrote is an
ass hammer
Haiku # 28908 April 16, 2003 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seriously, you are all LOSERS
this site officially totally sucks
Haiku # 28907 April 16, 2003 5:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Emulate snails trail
Drag my arse across the floor
Now see where I
Haiku # 28906 April 16, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Footprints in the dew
My dog
Haiku # 28905 April 16, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Written captured thoughts
Expressing ones own simple view
Has some real power
Haiku # 28904 April 16, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Sexually, Bad night
Or just a mighty come down
Stay clean and think right
Haiku # 28903 April 16, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Painted word picture
So descriptive view I see
Welcome back to Ash
Haiku # 28902 April 16, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
veils of grey water
sepia shades of landscape
waiting for rainbows
Haiku # 28901 April 16, 2003 2:02 am ET
by ash
the teething rugrat
drooling like a rabid dog
slaps across the boards
Haiku # 28900 April 16, 2003 1:52 am ET
by ash
on the verandah
kookaburra sits dripping
scanning wet green grass
Haiku # 28899 April 16, 2003 1:49 am ET
by ash
My heart beats so hard,
It's impossible to breathe,
All because of you.
Haiku # 28898 April 16, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
support broken homes
mommy and daddy's divorce
my one merit badge
Haiku # 28897 April 15, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sunday afternoon
the sickening malaise of
life's Everydayness.

Haiku # 28896 April 15, 2003 9:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
miracle of birth
not very miraculous
after billionth time
Haiku # 28895 April 15, 2003 9:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
fierce halitosis
emanating from old men
the stink of dead years.
Haiku # 28894 April 15, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
jackass professor
if you had some real talent
then you would not teach
Haiku # 28893 April 15, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
really no surprise
how writing professors are
so mediocre
Haiku # 28892 April 15, 2003 9:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our writing programs
diploma mills that destroy
the creative drive
Haiku # 28891 April 15, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not to life they go
but to writing workshops to
become great writers
Haiku # 28890 April 15, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
academic void
his blank stare from the lectern
we take as wisdom


Haiku # 28889 April 15, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
middle-aged poet
his broken hopes of greatness
no wonder he's mad
Haiku # 28888 April 15, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thinks he's poetic
thumbing through a thesaurus
writing desk haiku
Haiku # 28887 April 15, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated