Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
the people on line
provoke to feel better
about themselves or
to drag another down
into their depths, not
to return because they feel
like they need to drag company
down to their level, so, they're
not alone in hell...

get on the fucking high ground with
me you lazy bastards and stop trying to drag me down, as you
can see, I'm doing a fine enough
job myself
to bring me down
Haiku # 29211 April 20, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Mox
I slice my wrists in
person, he says "see, I was
right!!!" and as I bleed to
death he grins in his insecurity,
smiling, kicking, smiling, kicking
till someone pulls him away
and cuts his throat, and it keeps
going, from Babel to Iraq

Haiku # 29210 April 20, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by Mox
are you trying to provoke
me man? it won't help your
problems much at all...

never does
Haiku # 29209 April 20, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by Mox
a self-righteous prick
claiming the moral high ground
his cliched queries
Haiku # 29208 April 20, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so warm and pleasant
hoochie mamas display their
new easter assets
Haiku # 29207 April 20, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pariah smokers
the summer smog approaches
thank you bloomberg
Haiku # 29206 April 20, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nothing is open
even whores take the day off
to ease their conscience
Haiku # 29205 April 20, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's Easter sunday,
time for solemn rememberance,
and a candy binge.
Haiku # 29204 April 20, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
If you could end all
deaths in the world by murder
of one baby, could you?
Haiku # 29203 April 20, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we were all to choose
Which would win our honest vote?
Do we know ourselves?

Haiku # 29202 April 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
The struggle between
good and bad is eternal
to what advantage?
Haiku # 29201 April 20, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
My skin feels the wind
Long before I register
Just how cold I am
Haiku # 29200 April 20, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
How to impart words
Over which we wish to have
simple mastery
Haiku # 29199 April 20, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
When passion
Haiku # 29198 April 20, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
fuck me however you like
Im not fussy right now
depravity
Haiku # 29197 April 20, 2003 10:10 am ET
by searle of seething internal rage
Old Hellenic days
Those ancient Greeks, they swung both ways
Sex with old Greeks phase
Haiku # 29196 April 20, 2003 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future unknown,
waiting for devine vision,
venerable rank.
Haiku # 29195 April 19, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all out of zoloft
my grasp on reality
tenuous at best
Haiku # 29194 April 19, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated oh shit here come the demons in frilly white sequins
let's all free tibet
like, buddhists are so, like, "cool"
screw the iraqis
Haiku # 29193 April 19, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with naive placard waving hippies who hop on whatever bandwagon that passes by
those crazy leftists
if they can't be contrary
they don't want to live
Haiku # 29192 April 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
change enough diapers
and you realize what you are
a big bag of shit
Haiku # 29191 April 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
every fucking day
a rerun of time and space
linking night and dawn
Haiku # 29190 April 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Toronto was trashed
last night by the Red Sox, and
blue jays, pitched when they

saw the red of their
sox and garciaparra
rituals won the day...
Haiku # 29189 April 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by Mox
America is
a young stepchild, crossed out by
war and seperate

mores, forces, minds
an ocean, "new world", new stuff
promised land puri

hoohah...King James ghosts
haunting Boston and New England
is a Cthulhu
Haiku # 29188 April 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
i can feel my fear
but i can also feel some
kind of building peace...

wth?
Haiku # 29187 April 19, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by mox
cheers william...I think
i might have liked Francis Bacon
too, those meat pics...

the pope on rye
Haiku # 29186 April 19, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
US and Britain
Two countries divided by
a common language
Haiku # 29185 April 19, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
An answer asked for
Is not a guarantee of truth
Questions are loaded
Haiku # 29184 April 19, 2003 9:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Will the sky show me
A colour that she once wore
Nature
Haiku # 29183 April 19, 2003 9:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The hourglass turned
Time passes with measured pace
grains of sand slowly
Haiku # 29182 April 19, 2003 9:31 am ET
by William Nippress
To friends flat tonight
Eating real Indian food
Toilet rolls in fridge
Haiku # 29181 April 19, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Media pressure
Questions legitimacy
Of occupation
Haiku # 29180 April 19, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I suppose one could
Say it was flattering one
When ones work is filched
Haiku # 29179 April 19, 2003 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29178 April 19, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
IP searcher would
Only be useful If I
Had been offended
Haiku # 29177 April 19, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29176 April 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
29146, 29147, 29150, not mine
Haiku # 29175 April 19, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
end anticipation,
this nothing day is over,
no accomplishment.
Haiku # 29174 April 19, 2003 12:56 am ET
by Cornea Pete
contact is so sparse,
someone's feeling abandoned,
but i don't know who.
Haiku # 29173 April 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I feel helpless as
lonliness swallows me whole
I miss him so much.
Haiku # 29172 April 19, 2003 12:39 am ET
by something rosie
listen to me whine,
i know you want to hear it,
my false pretensions.
Haiku # 29171 April 19, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
feeling pitiful,
am i so stuck on others,
my joy comes from them?
Haiku # 29170 April 19, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Cornea Pete
driving to nowhere,
there is nothing else to do,
i feel so lonely.
Haiku # 29169 April 19, 2003 12:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I crapped on a plate
tasted it cautiously
is very much like chinese take out
Haiku # 29168 April 18, 2003 11:44 pm ET
by searle of my nipples fell off
making eye contact with everyone
makes women nervous
makes men angry
makes me laugh
Haiku # 29167 April 18, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by searle of a different system of logic
parts of the self
all battling for domination
manic
Haiku # 29166 April 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by searle of i can see your fear
i used to call you beautiful butterfly
now i call you cunt
funny how love can change
Haiku # 29165 April 18, 2003 11:36 pm ET
by searle of far from that slut
past makes me angry
present makes me frustrated
future makes me withdraw
Haiku # 29164 April 18, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by searle of wandering around with painted erection
so many women
all so distant
they are shopping for men
people are products
Haiku # 29163 April 18, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by searle of frustrated with fashion and image
I see the shape of your boob
soft diffused tones
I want to touch you
Haiku # 29162 April 18, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by searle of of of of of of of of