yes daddy, yes daddy
come on daddy harder, deeper
i can take it, oh yeah just like
that

She nips my Pringles
but when I try to Pringle
her nips, I get slapped!

"Wake me up before you go-go"
George Michael of the pop group
"Wham", early 1980's

Batman and Robin
Gay lovers
Get me some

"Every rose has a thorn"
The rock group, Poison-
early 1990's

"I'm on the Highway to Hell"
Bon Scott, 1980

Is
"SMAKDATASS"
a word???

Research the poet, William
McGonagall...he is the worst of
all time....a real poet...scottish
I think

"Wont you come home Bill Nippress
oh, wont you come hommmmme!!"

292281, 292283, 292286, 29290, not mine

Ren and Stimpy
Heroes for the year 2003 and
BEYOND

Beavis and Butthead are the most
significant philosophers of the
21st century...I worship them as
gods for the new millenium

ARSON, JOHNNY CARSON,
I AM RICK LARSON
AND OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES
WITH LARSON

When she lost her life,
she moved, another state of
life and home

I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha

...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa

One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat

nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge

I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT

plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap

Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!

I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine

29257, 29254, 29255,29256,29247, 29249 not mine

29266, 29267, 29268, 29269 not mine

my heart in his grip,
he still doesn't feel it pound,
he just says goodnight.

"If you can't loose it,
tan it!" but I'm still haunted...
the cellulite wins.

hours tick away
studying studying rah
law school, i love thee

poor SF,
was bullied and tormented as a child,
and now he gets off,
by doing that jr. high stuff,
as an adult.

tiger pressed for time
wishing i could give some help
or at least see her

plagiarizing fool
you linguistic wannabe
usin my id, you suck my dick,
shootin spooch on your lips like
chapstick, you got no hope, you
the type of nigga who drops the
soap

insects.....
they are indeed...
little beasts....

it

HAM
SAM
MICH
ES

BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH

YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!

round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

I am da gangsta poet,
everyone here should know it,
smakin da hos and takin
they money, trying to get some
from my lil honey,
payin me wages from outta da
pages of they lives and such...

WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS
GAWWWWWWDDDD!!
HAHAHAAAA!!! AINT I CUTE?

i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here

Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!

TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?

sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away

sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away

tripping past midnight
like the bottom of the sea
with urban decay

acid vibrations
trees planted in concrete slabs
i can hear them scream

degradation's child
product of environment
i hate the city

i choose depression
because the opposite would
be unbearable

dog ate last hidden
egg...had a twenty in it...
Game On!...in two days