pus inside my arm
ouch! cannot leave it alone
gotta quit the drugs

eleven o'clock
and my johnson is still dry
guess I'll wake her up

red blood from rectum
gushing all over the place
damn that thing is sharp

I don't mind her kinks
but I guess I just wish she'd
trim her thumb nail first

my bladder is full
it burns to pee every time
damn that good sex hurts

just another beer
in a long series of beers
my poor ol' liver

Robbie of Waco,
Who are you mystery man?
in waco? really?

Teabag me with your balls...I love
the gayest sex, I am a homo and
proud to say it....fuck me up the
ass...let me toss the salad...
yummy prison life

Stinky pussy, smells like dirty feet
and swiss cheese....yummy...makes
me wanna jack off in pantyhose...

to my cuddie pete,
I could never ask for more,
coolest bro around.

Richard Larson, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN
CUNT HOLE YOU WHORE ASS
DICK SUCK FUCK FACE CUNT
LIP CLIT STINK!

Sexually frustrated is a cunt ass
fuck face nut sucking cum guzzler.
Goes down on his daddy every
night and his lil brotha in da day..
what a cock smoking smegma
eater....hahahahahahahahahaha

Bad Haiku is fun
always seems to be some fool
who has to ruin it

oh sweet special k,
why are you so expensive?
bland? yes...I love it.

a trip to the mall,
bought absolutely nothing,
just a waste of gas

over the ocean
pearls are strung around the moon
they're pointing to you

Oh shut the fuck up.
Get off your fucking high horse.
Haiku is for fun.

My cock in her mouth;
my finger up her asshole;
Launch the Jizz Rocket!

Is it wrong of me
to want the wife to wear that
cheerleaders outfit?

ALL CAPITALS NOW
ALL CAPITALS FOREVER
MAKES SENSELESS HAIKU

Eagle Scouts cussing
I have never heard of such
Must be just a joke

and the winner is sf by unanimous
decision.

checked my horoscope,
then I thought alot about things,
just another night

ON POKER NIGHTS DADDY HAS
HIS FRIENDS OVER AND I'M
FORCED TO PERFORM CABARET
IN DRAG. THEY DON'T PLAY MUCH
POKER

MOM AND DAD ARE BORED WITH
THEIR SEX LIVES. SO THEY THREW
ME IN THE MIX. WE FOUNDED THE
FAMILY MENAGE, REAL TREND
SETTERS WE ARE

I LOVE PLAYIN CATCH WITH DAD.
"OH YEAH, HEAR I COME SON,
HERE COMES THE PITCH, AAAAHAH
AAAAAAH YEAAAAAAH! COME ON
SON, REAL BALL PLAYERS DON'T
NEED MOUTH WASH."

MOM SAYS NO TV ON SCHOOL
NIGHTS, BUT I SAY BITCH "WHY YOU PLAYA HATIN! FIX ME SOME
SMORES, WENCH, WITH EXTRA
MARSHMELLOWS JUST HOW I
LIKE EM."

I'LL PROBABLY GO STAG TO PROM,
BUT MAYBE AT THE AFTER PARTY
I CAN WATCH OTHER COUPLES
MAKE OUT.

ME AND DADDY ARE READING THE
BIBLE AND WE COME ACROSS
THIS PASSAGE ON SODOMY. HE
LOOKS AT ME SAYS, "BUT THE
BIBLE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
BONDAGE DURING HORSEPLAY."

GRANDMA GAVE ME FIFTY BUCKS
FOR BECOMING AN EAGLE SCOUT.
BIG DEAL, YOU SAY? DO YOU
KNOW HOW MANY POKEMON CARDS
THAT'LL BUY ME?

I GOT A NEW LORD OF THE RINGS
LUNCH PALE FOR CHRISTMAS.
YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, BUT THIS
THING'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM

MOTHER STILL BATHES AND I
CAN'T SAY I DON'T LIKE IT
HAAAHAAA SHE FEEDS ME
BALONEY SANDWICHES IN THE
BATH TUB

NO GAYS ALLOWED IN BOY SCOUTS
BUT I SLIPPED BY HAAAAHAAAA
THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME.

I PLAY RODEO WITH MY FATHER
IT'S GREAT FUN. HE LASSOES ME
AND RIDES ME BAREBACK, BUT
NEVER IN FRONT OF SOCIAL
WORKERS

SOMEHOW THE GIRLS AREN'T
IMPRESSED BY MY X-MEN ACTION
FIGURES HAHAAAAA

SOMETIMES DADDY LETS ME DRIVE
THE CAR ON THE DRIVE WAY ON
WEEKENDS WITH BALONEY
SAMMICHES

I'M NOT AS CREATIVE AS SF
BUT I TRY MY HARDEST HAAAAA
HAAAAHAAAAA

I THUMB MY NOSE AT ARSON
LARSON HAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
HAAAAAA

I'm not a sailor,
I'm not strong out of my shoes,
Dragging like anchors.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA HE'LL NEVER WIN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THE
FORCE OF BALONEY SAMMICHES
TOO STRONG

I AM INVINCIBLE HAHAHAAH
BALONEY SAMMICHES WILL BE
VICTORIOUS OVER IMPOTENCE

I AM A SUCCESS!! HAVE T
THOROUGHLY MADE HIM ANGRY..
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAA
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME..HAH
HAAAAAAAAAA

Rain drops falling down
seem to be meant just for me
I can see no end

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this guy's a tard

YO SEARLE, YOU WANT A PIECE OF
MY BALONEY SAMMICH. I CAN
SEW MY OWN CLOTHES AND MAKE
A CAMP FIRE, YOU KNOW YOU
WANT DIS!

art is killing me
i should give up
reality v's desire

ME AND MY BOYS, PITCHIN A TENT
IN DA BACKYARD, I'M A WORKIN
EM LIKE MJ IN A GAME OF HUNGRY
HUNGRY HIPPOS

HAHAHAHHA, I'LL NEVER STOP,
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH. I DO WHAT
I WANT, UNTIL MOMMY TELLS ME
IT'S DINNER TIME

morning ritual
coffee and depression
i hate the day, give me darkness