HAHAAAA, I MADE IT SO HE
CAN'T EVEN USE HIS REAL NAME
ANYMORE WITHOUT SOUNDING
LIKE A FOOL. NOW THIS IS HOW
YOU FORGE YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.

YES, HE IS GAWD. I MAKE LOVE TO HIM IN MY DREAMS WHEN I'M
DONE PLEASURING MY STEPDADDY

DID I MENTION MY LORD OF THE
RINGS LUNCH PALE? FOR REAL
THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE WORTH
MILLIONS SOME DAY. DUNGEON
MASTER REPRESENTIN

DAMN I FORGE HAIKUS JUST
ABOUT AS WELL AS PLAYING
CABARET IN FRONT OF MY
DADDY'S FRIENDS.

BOY SCOUT IN DA HOUSE, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WAS RID A ME
BUT I'M BACK EATIN SMORES AND
SPORTIN MERIT BADGES, WORD.

crabs and lobsters
staring in my bedroom window
haunting my sleep
pooping in william nippresses
house, sexually frustrated looks
on, wondering what is up...

I AM GAWWWWWD!

I AM GAWWWWWWWWD!

three quarters of life
wasted on sleep and hygiene
we live off the scraps

Not in my stomach
My menscycle has crashed
All its wheels fell off

we clip our toe nails
bathe with regularity
to hold back the beast

too bad I can't spell,
but on a day like today,
it is expected.

knot in my stomache,
damn women's menstral cycle,
gets the best of me.

Drawing attention
Demanding thumb goes straight up
Cars whiz by my spot

Clouds over my head,
so gloomy here in Waco,
wait, no...it's just me.

you lack concreteness
dancing in your abstraction
trod the earth my friend

read thousands of books
nobody has the answers
but me and my bong

Words to make colours
Lines to make up a portrait
Haiku the story

a balmy spring day
the bums feel no need to beg
get drunk off the air

With lifetimes study
Must ask if lessons I

life is good
life is life
life has no meaning

i mute the tv
create my own dialogue
it's a lot more fun

no more war coverage
so i guess i'll watch some Friends
and beat my children

nipples, everywhere
make me happy all day long
I must get some sleep

reality shows
the networks are banking on
your stupidity

cletus joined a gang
got tattoo saying "Farm Life"
on his abdomen

the nation needs me
my fat keister is what drives
the economy

i am so wasteful
buying more than i require
capitalism

with Blockhead as Prez,
Gumby and Pokey must fear
Davey|Goliath

i'll attend law school
pass the bar and join the ranks
of the living dead

please come down from the
philosophical ether
get your hands dirty

Pete I must agree
something rosie is the queen
of all things Haiku

Bowels Full
Sitting at the Desk
Time to Move

you can't touch rosie,
in attributes seen as good,
she is more than most.

29419, 29420, not mine

i'm here to keep peace,
hold on! they're shooting at me!
i'm target practice.

look at the old man,
as he walks in baby steps.
not gonna be old.

nameless stops and turns,
and he stands there staring back;
he regrets nothing.

WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!

WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!

I really dig sandwiches which
consist of baloney...that is all I
ever talk about...hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!

I really dig old people who take
their dogs and put sweaters on
them...speshully the little poodles
and stuff....

I really dig George Michael and
Wham!

William Nippress And The
Lava Lites, "Live in Concert, Cobo
Hall, July 15, 2003"

Dallas Cowboys and
Houston Rockets and the Mavs
Texas Rangers too

"There Should Be Limitations on
Freedom"

go to france,
see the ones who dont support,
they have no dead soldiers

Hahaaaaaahhaaaaa!!!!

A Literary
agent asked me if he could
use my work for book
.
Book is called urban
Haiku, about Internet
obscenity freaks
.
I said no, I

Welcome back to Ash
You wait forever then five
come along at once
(An old english bus joke)