party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.

roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?

yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!

friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.

oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!

Bada Bing!

Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium

Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.

i love you mommy

Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch

Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war

My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips

If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???

Sexuellement frustr

Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner

incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock

Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains

If you

smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you

Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you

Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site

Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand

By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression

I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding

Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?

I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!

This site

Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!

Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?

Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow

Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!

round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity

Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you

way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?

partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...

german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa

home of the rejects.
stuck in a country hick hell.
bosqueville you suck!

damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock

cunt ass fuck shit dick clit tit
bitch whore crap twat pussy

I got the blues and play my guitar,
gonna smack the bitch up,
in my car

I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should

I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad

writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.

always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for

social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows

tired of that n-word...
try shemhamforash
to your mother...

hang in there, Sex.F.
you can always contact me
at themadtaer@hotmail.com

hopefully he leaves
so i can write proper like
in my submissions

oh yes, i'm talking to you larson
and your baloney sammiches.

for every forgery you make i will
bust out thirty racist rants. it's
only fair

you are not sexually frustrated
but you try pretty damn hard.
even with my racist rants, i am
more entertaining you.