Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Had drinks last night with
cousin of the Aga Khan,
tried hard to like him
Haiku # 29642 April 27, 2003 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I think I will hang
on to stupidity for
a little while
Haiku # 29641 April 27, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on you cant let
go of nothing and nothing
lacks understanding
Haiku # 29640 April 27, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
This Zen business is
tough. Can
Haiku # 29639 April 27, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So if we stop thinking then
Utopia, surely most
of the world is there
Haiku # 29638 April 27, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
True pure thought flies as
fast and straight as an arrow
unheeding control
Haiku # 29637 April 27, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Keep the door open
Make space, ideas will return
of Their own free will
Haiku # 29636 April 27, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
You can
Haiku # 29635 April 27, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A sleek black horse
metaphor for my ideas
grazes quietly near
Haiku # 29634 April 27, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Humming a simple
tune, what is left of ideas
fly
Haiku # 29633 April 27, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure thought corrupted
submerges in the morass
that passes for brain
Haiku # 29632 April 27, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thoughts run gracelessly
Through my mind, stopping only
momentarily
Haiku # 29631 April 27, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Sir Sexually
Frustrated, just bang your mom.
We've all hit it once.
Haiku # 29630 April 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Submit
Placing illegal
bets on tennis equiptment.
Call it a racket.
Haiku # 29629 April 27, 2003 2:25 am ET
by Censor sensor
god i love hockey
the only sport left where the
blacks don't dominate
Haiku # 29628 April 26, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i love all the honky sports)
end racism now
everyone fuck everyone
till we're all light brown
Haiku # 29627 April 26, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on her, in the last one
Haiku # 29626 April 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my mind moves faster than my hands)
don't go down her
if it is just a hookup
aim shoot and then leave
Haiku # 29625 April 26, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
on your first snowball
make sure she swallows the load
i puked my first time
Haiku # 29624 April 26, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (just another helpful tip)
punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623 April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622 April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621 April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620 April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619 April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone hates me
do you think i come on here
to try and make friends
Haiku # 29618 April 26, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with political correctness
The puller pulls the
pulled puller who rests after
pulling the puller
Haiku # 29617 April 26, 2003 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
If stupidity
was a virtue, the whole world
qualifies at times
Haiku # 29616 April 26, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Full of happiness
A paper thickness away
Ruin awaits you
Haiku # 29615 April 26, 2003 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
How green my world is
Buds bursting all around me
Part of life at last
Haiku # 29614 April 26, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
That's my que to leave,
All my homies keep it real,
Love to my cuddies.
Haiku # 29613 April 25, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by Something Rosie
my air plant just sits
i spray it with my pantene
then i watch it grow
Haiku # 29612 April 25, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
though i am leaving,
my name will live profanely,
all thanks to SF.
Haiku # 29611 April 25, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29565, 29566, Not mine
Haiku # 29610 April 25, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm waiting SF,
go ahead and use my name,
to get your jollies.
Haiku # 29609 April 25, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
you can't comprehend,
people really liking you,
so jelousy reigns.
Haiku # 29608 April 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete (for SF)
the scum of the earth,
example for twelve year olds,
SF has no life.
Haiku # 29607 April 25, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
it's good ol' SF,
the shit-speaking ass-fucker,
can't think good of him.
Haiku # 29606 April 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
HOLD FOR RETRACTION
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Haiku # 29605 April 25, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of TEXT:409//OVERRIDE HTML61
Stupidity is a virtue if you happen
to be frustrated, sexually that is.
I am new here and already hate u
Haiku # 29604 April 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Shelby Shannon of Oakwood, CA
stereotypes rule
celebrate diversity
and hug a negro
Haiku # 29603 April 25, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she quifs on command
a regular beethoven
with her birth canal
Haiku # 29602 April 25, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as long as i'm on racial slurs. italians coming to ellis island wered deemed WOPS or "without papers&q
i hate portugal
but saramago is cool
a good spic writer
Haiku # 29601 April 25, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you fuck her good
she will never get enough
like a bad coke binge
Haiku # 29600 April 25, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie riding my hosie
until i up and blowsie
right in her cootchie
Haiku # 29599 April 25, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ha, ha, mine was better)
rosie the hoesie
she's the village bicycle
skank beyond all means
Haiku # 29598 April 25, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
ok so i speak
a little wetback but not
enough to converse
Haiku # 29597 April 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
me llamo sexually frustrated
como mi carne
puta bitch
Haiku # 29596 April 25, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't speak wetback
you goddamn border jumper
go eat some tacos
Haiku # 29595 April 25, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the portugese and mexicans--they're all spics to me)
Sandwichs bidon pour sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29594 April 25, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MENINOS PEQUENOS SEXUALLY
FRUSTRADOS DOS GOSTOS
Haiku # 29593 April 25, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Annabell of Portugal,LI
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