Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Unstable judgment
Mirrored eyes let nothing through
Concrete blocks for ears
Haiku # 29810 April 30, 2003 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Betonsteine f
Haiku # 29809 April 30, 2003 6:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Solch eine einfache Sache, zum der on-line-
Haiku # 29808 April 30, 2003 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Ihr Ego, das es ermangelt, durch selbst Versuchbescheidenheit
Verstehend
Haiku # 29807 April 30, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
fashionable pork
absolutely scrumptious yum
served with apple sauce
Haiku # 29806 April 30, 2003 4:58 am ET
by mellie
F
Haiku # 29805 April 30, 2003 4:39 am ET
by A Student of Sexual frustration
Sound of lapping sea
Rolling pebbles too and fro
On a warm sand beach
Haiku # 29804 April 30, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It dances, black man
I've shot it
Rape!
Haiku # 29803 April 30, 2003 4:35 am ET
by A Student of Translation
Though I think I have
A more attractive option -
writing bad haikus!
Haiku # 29802 April 30, 2003 4:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Just 5 weeks to go -
A lot of work must be done -
I'd better start now
Haiku # 29801 April 30, 2003 4:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Used to have a mate
Lived in Tennessee, he grew
The very best I
Haiku # 29800 April 30, 2003 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
He just feeds his own
Negativity. With his
own prejudices
Haiku # 29799 April 30, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
i meant bad for him
it's always been good for me
but then i'm perfect
Haiku # 29798 April 30, 2003 4:03 am ET
by ash
He
Haiku # 29797 April 30, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Is there such a thing?
As some bad sinsemilla
Think you
Haiku # 29796 April 30, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
what can one believe ?
is there some greater purpose ?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29795 April 30, 2003 3:57 am ET
by ash
i think he's wasted
but it's bad sinsemilla
and less good haiku
Haiku # 29794 April 30, 2003 3:49 am ET
by ash
What gets me is that
SF has wasted talent
Should submit comedy
Haiku # 29793 April 30, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Could write fantastic
Scripts if he lets go of hate
He enjoys too much
Haiku # 29792 April 30, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
filth and dirt not nice
filthy thoughts and dirty deeds
make me laugh out loud
Haiku # 29791 April 30, 2003 3:06 am ET
by mellie
dirty and filthy
are words that express so much
dirt and filth likewise
Haiku # 29790 April 30, 2003 3:03 am ET
by mellie
my polluted mind
entertaining dirty thoughts
whilst i'm pottering
Haiku # 29789 April 30, 2003 3:00 am ET
by mellie
my bloke's a potter
he potters about all day
and so does his wife
Haiku # 29788 April 30, 2003 2:58 am ET
by mellie
i read all of them
and sometimes i have a laugh
less often, sadly
Haiku # 29787 April 30, 2003 2:57 am ET
by ash
We are the authors
Read its content, ours to reject
Why pollute your mind
Haiku # 29786 April 30, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Gracelessly words flow
In banal competition
I ask why read them
Haiku # 29785 April 30, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
bold c
Haiku # 29784 April 30, 2003 2:49 am ET
by ash
i should get a job
this is not a way of life
don't believe a word
Haiku # 29783 April 30, 2003 2:42 am ET
by ash
high quality flood
well, okay, less pathetic
than the shite you write
Haiku # 29782 April 30, 2003 2:40 am ET
by ash
see me register
what, you can't see yourself now ?
that must be so bad
Haiku # 29781 April 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by ash
i can't stop at one
but i guess i'm not alone
turn up the volume
Haiku # 29780 April 30, 2003 2:37 am ET
by ash
a few more haiku
to distance substandard scum
and this page is ours
Haiku # 29779 April 30, 2003 2:36 am ET
by ash
church, army, the clan
join now you loud mouthed fucker
right up your alley
Haiku # 29778 April 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by mellie, they love complete idiots like you SF
go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29777 April 30, 2003 2:25 am ET
by mellie
gotta stop this now
unlike you i have a life
that i like living
Haiku # 29776 April 30, 2003 1:11 am ET
by ash
i'm an angry man
the world doesn't worship me
and i know i'm great
Haiku # 29774 April 30, 2003 1:07 am ET
by ash
not a full page yet ?
i must continue to write
there is room to burn
Haiku # 29773 April 30, 2003 1:06 am ET
by ash
blah blah blah blah blah
and yada yada yada
can i offend you?
Haiku # 29772 April 30, 2003 1:04 am ET
by ash (ode to volumes of s.f.)
s.f. the verbose
a man of many haiku
but little content
Haiku # 29771 April 30, 2003 1:02 am ET
by ash
s.f. can't take no
even when we say to stop
he knows we want it
Haiku # 29770 April 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by ash
how much can i write ?
i am very prolific
though inconsistent
Haiku # 29768 April 30, 2003 12:34 am ET
by ash
sexual retard
microcephalic white trash
feigns an education
Haiku # 29767 April 30, 2003 12:26 am ET
by ash
online narcissist
gazes at his monitor
imagining fame
Haiku # 29766 April 30, 2003 12:20 am ET
by ash
well read psychopath
spends his sad and lonely life
trying to offend us
Haiku # 29765 April 30, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
ersatz undergrad
foaming at the outside world
fondling his penis
Haiku # 29764 April 30, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ash
Es tanzt, schwarze Mann
Ich habe es erschossen
Vergewaltigung!
Haiku # 29763 April 29, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of A German southerner
swift kick in the ass
and tyrone is on his way
to the cotton fields
Haiku # 29762 April 29, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oh, Pa, it's comin'!
"Remember, in the chest, son.
"Well done, no, stop that!"
Haiku # 29761 April 29, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Vergewaltiger!!!!!
new energy source
make all them fleet footed coons
run on hampster wheels
Haiku # 29760 April 29, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can I come too, pa?
"Sure you can, son, take this gun
"Aim for the chest, son."
Haiku # 29759 April 29, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by A Student of Why am I thinking of Droopy?
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