which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein

unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too

why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me

i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen

my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature

because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine

an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku

a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you

Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto

Ich sto

tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill

Ich stie

Ja, meinen Affe
Ist zu gro

so i was lying
plan A was also plan B
and it never fail

i've had a good life
though you may not believe it
now leave me alone

That surprises me
That you had a plan A too
What would that have been?

just back that thing up
i didn't mean you fat girl
oh christ here she comes

i'll get lung cancer
buy some prescription ganja
smoke myself to death

chocalate when your stoned
flavor extravaganza
pleasure overload

a hundred dollars
for a quarter ounce of weed
worth every penny

it's quite a burden
being masculine that is
i can't wear makeup

i must fend them off
horny coeds flock to me
one at a time girls

worst blow job ever
wild badgers are more gentle
i'll be sore for days

the date has gone wrong
i switch over to plan b
drug her and fuck her

i'll go to japan
and study zen for a while
perhaps i'll be cured

why am i so hot
i really can't answer that
just nature i guess

I am from the rough streets of
Compton (represent!) I had no
daddy. Mamma raised us 7 kids
workin 3 jobs. I ran with the gangs
and now I am a lawyer.....
Go figure

PENCIL NECK GEEKS YOU ARE,
NEVER GONNA GET TO FAR,
MAYBE MEET A HO IN A BAR,
THEN TAKE HER HOME IN YOUR CAR
THEN THE U.S. AND IRAQ AT WAR
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR,
SHMIZZLE SHMAZZLE SHMARRR

Shizm my Nizm,
Wankstagankstamasta

sexually frustrated is a punk,
smells like a skunk,
with no slam dunk,
what a chump,
on the head is a bump,
he is a lump

crows and a vulture
sharing same squirrel, maybe we
can all get along

so i returned from
new orleans...jazz fest, there's
no words for it all.....

except....fuck off moxie!

Nearly seven years -
I certainly deserve this,
but this can't go on...

That shouldn't take so long...
One year became three, then six -
Please, please, have this stop!

I'll rephrase it here:
how long can this mad story
keep go on like this?

Ten years old is fun,
then twenty, thirty, forty.
What does happen then?

If everyone knew
about the drinking and the sex
they

Ich habe den Affe
Und es ist schneller als dich
Aber nicht so gro

Entschldigung aber das ist Schei

Ich bin ein Student
Aber ich studiert?
Nein, Ich trinke gern

If non of this lot
appeals you had better keep
studying ASS OFF

Or better still join
a church and become an new
age evangelist

You don

Be smart marry a
rich girl and become a sponge
off her family

Give all up have some
fun, that

But it

Study brings its own
Rewards, bad breath, hair loss
and a job you hate

Time ticks by and wham!
Suddenly you are sixty
Where the hell life gone?

damn i spoke to soon
it's all good i'm buying time
instead of working...

wow hey look at that
all were written on the odd
just like i like it!!!