If only you think
you

Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona shoot deer in side
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona cut off its head
Wont stop huntin til im dead!

Ich bin der Bauherr von Babel, ein Trappenhaus zu Holle
Er ersetzt eure

oh the poor haiku
what are these people doing?
five, seven, then five!

It drops down on you
It rains down upon your heads
I pee off the roof

tourists everywhere
marvelling at the skyline
smiling like monkeys

no beer before noon
a brand new experience
pure lucidity

corporate sell-out
written all over his face
stamped like a bar code

if i understood
that would surely be funny
but i don't get it

birds do what they do
with no justification
we should watch and learn

if it werent for nachos,
i would have shot myself a long
time ago..DALE EARNHARRRDT!

spread out the pieces
examine them one by one
they still make no sense

in office hours
he expects me to brown nose
not gonna happen

i could do their job
better than they ever could
they hate me for it

the problem with school
they don't even challenge me
tenure-track failures

i'm a neurotic
dissecting like a surgeon
actions of the past

the lovely rain song
i'd suck jimmy page's dick
even though i'm straight

a stool for the gods
too perfect to flush away
i'll wrap it in foil

those last four weren't mine
i'm never up that early
they don't have my style

Ich bin der Sturmbringer und der Tr

Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant

You and me
gotta go pee
where is Chee?
chilli peppers basist, flea
hug a tree
kill a bee

I am cold
grandma is old
i feel bold
where in the world
where is aunt pearl?
how is my girl?
go on and twirl

Cooked on the grill
then felt ill
then took a pill
cant pay my bill
thats a chill
where is will?

Takin' a pill
'Cause I am ill
Met a guy named Will
Payin' my bill
Drinkin' some swill
Gotta go kill
Take a chill

frustrated, can't you
at least try - express yourself
in haiku format?

if ever there were
poems to remove from here
frustrated writes them

one thing we all know,
frustrated certainly is
no wonder - no dates

stinky cheese pussy stink, smell
the stink of clit, pussy juice and oil
all over my face, cunt juice
stinking, bury my face in it

....OHHHHAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH
JUST COPPED MY NUT!!!!

HAHAHAHA

two hot 21 year old girls.....both in nylon pantyhose, short skirts, high heels...one on her knees under the
other, licking her pussy...crotchless
the other moaning...squeezing her
head twixt her legs...the smell of
pussy..ahhhhh...and pantyhose..as
i watch, i grab my cock and stroke
while they continue to suck and
fuck...first straps on a dildo and
proceeds to lift up the others skirt
fucking her hard and long...lesbian
pantyhose stink sex...ahhhhhh...
while i rub my cock with her
nylons....ahhhh...getting ready to
come..... they come over and take
turns sucking my cock...then sit
on my face while the other rubs my
balls...ahhhhh pantyhose sex...

i am such a geek
i want my new computer
and i want it now

i am a fossil
buried beneath my future
as it weighs me down

monomania
it happens from time to time
but they all burn out

pussy and beer...
what else is there?
even women agree that pussy
and beer rock the party

Next thing you know I

Just telling you what
you already knew but would
not admit your self

Loves such a strange thing
Often confused with lusting
Most guys only lust

Perihelion
Mercury's precession or
advance through space time

Take a lesson son
Never do better than your boss
Or He

Ich will sag dir was ich m

Ich bin Der Meistersto

for two hours now
a deluge of haiku
yes, i have problems

i'm so pretentious
what the hell am i saying
drugs are killing me

Deinen Vater hat
Deine Schwester getan mit
Euer bester Freund

there are those who see
we walk among the masses
gathering their thoughts

red eyes
tired face and will
yet I go on

haiku haiku
bad bad bad
madness with my coffee

the denial of death
a wonder of modern man
can't live without it

i won't hide from you
suffering shall absolve me
so give me your worst