Bad Haiku
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Dead Sea Shells Worship
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead
Haiku # 31589, June 4, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by samhain
Electric Dark
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion
Haiku # 31588, June 4, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by samhain
Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more
you toot!!
Haiku # 31585, June 4, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
I had a mixed drink
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street
Haiku # 31584, June 4, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by A Student of The dangers of walls
multipurpose beads
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them
Haiku # 31583, June 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrating
i'm a bartender
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever
Haiku # 31581, June 4, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what's with me today
why am i up so early
why do i exist
Haiku # 31580, June 4, 2003 11:58 am ET
by sexually frustrated (as trite as i wanna be)
Jimbally jumblies
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs
Haiku # 31579, June 4, 2003 11:42 am ET
by A Student of And I'm fine
do you have nightmares?
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so
Haiku # 31578, June 4, 2003 11:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
more lies to be told
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience
Haiku # 31577, June 4, 2003 11:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
the world is frightful
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day
Haiku # 31576, June 4, 2003 11:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated (my parents abuse, never allow me to leave the house. this is all i have, help!)
suckling my cock
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies
Haiku # 31575, June 4, 2003 11:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated (mine, oh god yes, mine!)
Perfumed cities wake.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.
Haiku # 31573, June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone is jealous
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid
Haiku # 31572, June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
by sexually frustrated
It is quite fashionable to be me
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
Haiku # 31571, June 4, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William (not mine) Nippress
wow, i have readers
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you
Haiku # 31570, June 4, 2003 11:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I resemble that remark!!
Haiku # 31569, June 4, 2003 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Shot Her With A Gun
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life
Haiku # 31567, June 4, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
love is in the air
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss
Haiku # 31566, June 4, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
peace is possible
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow
Haiku # 31565, June 4, 2003 10:41 am ET
by sexually frustrated
sosa corked his bat
another cheating wetback
really no surprise
Haiku # 31564, June 4, 2003 10:39 am ET
by sexually frustrated
..laughing with my beer
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly
Haiku # 31563, June 4, 2003 8:44 am ET
by ronin
so I washed my balls and dick
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish
Haiku # 31562, June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
by William Nippress
woke up this morning, took my
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish
Haiku # 31561, June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Lost in her absence
Haiku # 31559, June 4, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Her touch is gentle
As is her mind, loving all
No chance for goodbye
Haiku # 31558, June 4, 2003 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 31557, June 4, 2003 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Flower to flower
Her mind wanders like a bee
For sweet things in life
Haiku # 31556, June 4, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
I stair at her face
New lines and wrinkles are there
When did you get old
Haiku # 31555, June 4, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
31452, 31449, 31447, 31481, 31485, 31487, not mine:
Haiku # 31554, June 4, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
alas the fog made it
he's now a cunt and a dick
a canine's pussy
Haiku # 31553, June 4, 2003 4:01 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
......using other's names
is quite his noted trademark
....(the) chickenshit he is
Haiku # 31552, June 4, 2003 3:53 am ET
by ronin
the cunt was his face
it was also his wiener
.all fucked by a dog
Haiku # 31551, June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
by ronin of Icht spraken un Deutsche
pathetic drivel
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect
Haiku # 31550, June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
by ash
three one four five five
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise
Haiku # 31549, June 4, 2003 3:49 am ET
by ash (not mine, not mine)
...all he could possess
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked
Haiku # 31548, June 4, 2003 3:48 am ET
by ronin
......his burnt soul hovers
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense
Haiku # 31547, June 4, 2003 3:46 am ET
by ronin
.....a lightning flashes
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog

Haiku # 31546, June 4, 2003 3:43 am ET
by ronin the open plains
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock
Haiku # 31545, June 4, 2003 3:38 am ET
by ronin
...huge trees sway like grass
their roots creaking and blowing great ruthless gusts
Haiku # 31544, June 4, 2003 3:32 am ET
by ronin
....vast skies without light
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle
Haiku # 31543, June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by ronin@asiconjureittobe
Well there you have it
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in
Haiku # 31542, June 4, 2003 3:21 am ET
by Limey
Subterfuge is all
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked
Haiku # 31541, June 4, 2003 3:17 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
Don't worry Carley
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too
Haiku # 31539, June 4, 2003 3:13 am ET
by Californian Bum
Haiku # 31538, June 4, 2003 3:11 am ET
by Carley
Yo son Carley toll me
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows
Haiku # 31537, June 4, 2003 3:09 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
You fuck off limey
You can
Haiku # 31536, June 4, 2003 3:05 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Go to the Archives
Type sexually frustrated
Haiku # 31535, June 4, 2003 3:02 am ET
by Limey
As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen
Haiku # 31534, June 4, 2003 2:59 am ET
by Limey
He will attack but
He is powerless to stop
He will just follow
Haiku # 31533, June 4, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Limey
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