trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger
by ash
 
			
though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same
by ash
 
			
will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill
by ash
 
			
poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit
 
by Ash
 
			
poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill
by ash
 
			
Ok, who just
took a shit up 
in here?
by poojie of ohio 
 
			
poop
by Maestro of Manhattan 
 
			
Oh, what has become
Of the caustic wit, LeBomb?
I miss you dearly.
by Maestro of Manhattan 
 
			
The judges bite leaves.
Hell moves the ships for sheep wake.
The fair lakes splash truth.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food? 
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!! 
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa
by William Nippress
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Ash
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Lush
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.
by Lush
 
			
Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse
by Lush
 
			
To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome
by Arbiter
 
			
THAT WASN'T ME TOO 
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC 
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual
by ashfuck
 
			
i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole  :)
by Ash
 
			
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay 
and ASH is my homo
gay boyfriend who
smokes my pole
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
i have no talent
but that doesn't bother me
i'm a psychopath
by ash (in a zabadooey moment)
 
			
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
wish he was a horse 
zabadooey is so lame 
they'd have to shoot him
but i am the horse 
whisperer....
and would have to 
whisper hot sexual
gayness into his fuzzy
little horsie ears
because I am Ash
by Ash
 
			
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
by YOU KNOW WHO I AM
 
			
wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
by ash
 
			
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Hello sailor boy!!
(wink, wink)
by Lush
 
			
			
Come to me little infant
cows. I will tell you a 
story of how I loved
your mother and begat
you into this world
y
by William Nippress
 
			
I commit buggery with
baby sheep
so they count me at
night when they sleep
by William Nippress
 
			
Smoke whirls
After the passage of a train
Young foliage
by shiki
 
			
poop....
(isn't that genius??)
by Ash
 
			
A spice loves midday.
Sometimes perhaps, blossom works.
Towers kiss sad earth.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
evening lark
don't let the field's smoke
annoy you
by issa
 
			
Behold, you scoundrels
His gynecomastia
Fuck those tits, baby
by Lush
 
			
Satyriasis
Perennially erect
A pleasant defect
by Lush
 
			
nasal attachment
amyl nitrate canister
gamboling satyr
by Lush
 
			
Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style
by Lush
 
			
The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
260 billion
To fix cesspool New Orleans 
Just keep it a swamp
by John of Florida 
 
			
Honey, gotta drop
the kids off at the pier...still
against abortion?
by onjaysun of frogtown 
 
			
1,
I just pooped
2
I have sex with gerbils
3
I fucked some guy at
the park
by Lush
 
			
Tough frogs bend earth.
Fluttering, the red priests wake.
The shadows loiter.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
my ash hurts
from being poked by fat
gay truck drivers!!
by Ash
 
			
A grotto flutters.
Oxen set and the lakes splash.
The armies stop eyes.
by ZABADOOEY of ZABADOOEYVILLE
 
			
Let's talk about love,
and clouds, and sunshine,and rain.
First I'll go, then you...
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
one hundred haiku,
and not a word has been said
about love, has there?
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA 
 
			
Pulsating blossoms.
Jellyfish on the ebb tide,
drifting aimlessly
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA 
 
			
With dreams of big ones,
old timers baited their hooks.
Flying gulls laughing
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor 
 
			
I try to listen.
Hearing's a different thing.
Did a tree just fall?
by Sergio of Sao Palo