These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?

as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons

Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind

Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery

some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?

Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware

Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing

goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth

Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?

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Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man

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just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame

explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty

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accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words

just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...

in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient

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in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself

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The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.

The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.

and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame

could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater

Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.

i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame

Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.

Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.

The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.

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how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!

A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.