Some are insightful
Some small flashes of brilliance
Some, most! down right bad

Intellectual
Process needs stimulus
Thrown down a challenge

Try, as you may, can

Haiku wanabe

Piloerection
Rat

Piloerection
In view of your perfection
My predilection

See, hear, feel, smell, taste
Since devoid of ESP
This is all I have

uxor ira fram...
mi vigere nox heure?
i hysteria!

After Lush - a fine Haikuist
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I often wonder

what the vinters buy...
half so precious as they sell.

Years of crapulence
A cirrhotic hemorrhage
Canvas of spewn blood

Dammit, I'm mad. The
Preceding is Palindrome.
This haiku reeketh.

I bribed the mayor
To extort a senator
To blackmail George Bush

Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even

Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...

Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?

Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos

As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love

Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore

Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form

Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress

to put that bluntly
you have the best tools for it
a knife for a knife

Veggies and beer cans
Succumb to my piercing blade
I live by Ginsu

A shadow flutters
Rough water strokes legs
A new sound whispers

I am what I am
I never make excuses
Live by Bushido

My sweet beauty stirs
luminous soft skin
A dream into dawn

I

OK, yes I know
But I never go looking
Fights just come to me

Smiling Through her bliss
Her unfocused eyes see me
Clear through to my soul

The venerable
Flame war oh how you return
So predictably

Alluring Bottom
My hands trace her soft outline
Softly, tenderly

The soft bed whispers
With Engulfing Passion shakes
Scream during the night

She kisses with joy
Perfumed breasts draw me to her
Soft duet of love

a long time ago
can still feel like yesterday
within memories

briny not brainy
if i don't think about it
am i not a fish

Midday finds wisdom
Searching for serenity
Stupidity falls

Wild dancing dead leaves
Winter wind plunders landscapes
Fragrant cold loiters

Apples hunt winter
Black berries hide behind leaves
Earth flusters old life

Midnight scolds false rain
watchers catch the journey
Stars turn and stars melt

A sad lover burns.
Misty eyes run then love talks.
Stupidity melts

Summer carouses.
Bright snow melts and summer talks.
Greenly promised spring

Here

Hey come on you guys
I can

Inhibitions lost?
Talking about hangovers?
Made fool of yourself?

Sore ars from bad diet?
Too much pre-processed junk food?
You need more roughage

Girlfriends half my age
Get odd looks from my age group
Horror and envy

Do they think I

Masculinity
Lots of stupid comments
I wore a pink tie

Try prostitution
Seems like good value to me
Try before you pay

Dam contraceptives
Not big enough for load
Try a bin liner

Ash has ninja grace
letters fly like throwing stars
Warrior poets