Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me
Haiku # 33771 December 12, 2005 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes
Haiku # 33770 December 12, 2005 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
A judge breaks small words
Your lazyness stops stanzas
Whispers hide faces
Haiku # 33769 December 12, 2005 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey you, name stealer
Are you frightened little man
Can
Haiku # 33768 December 12, 2005 8:15 am ET
by LIAR PIMPLES WINS
I
Haiku # 33767 December 12, 2005 8:10 am ET
by Guess who
Cold streets, beer gut,
ugly ho's, Tough homo's
ahead of me

Take the dog for walk

Haiku # 33766 December 12, 2005 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold streets, ugly rain
Tough tarmac ahead of me
Take the dog for walk
Haiku # 33765 December 12, 2005 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 33764 December 12, 2005 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I have some problems
Sometimes the old grey matter
It just will not work
Haiku # 33763 December 12, 2005 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold lurks in the woods
The wind plays beside the stream
Seagull swirls, screaming
Haiku # 33762 December 12, 2005 7:03 am ET
by Thats better still
Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33761 December 12, 2005 7:00 am ET
by Thats better
Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33760 December 12, 2005 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Hopes disappointed
Look up lotery results
My body loiters
Haiku # 33759 December 12, 2005 6:55 am ET
by try again next week
Nothing leaves nothing
All holes leave holes and holes leave
But Holes leave nothing
Haiku # 33758 December 12, 2005 6:50 am ET
by So what am I left with?
Last thing Mechanicalized
Organic machinery
Gia
Haiku # 33757 December 12, 2005 6:41 am ET
by Willioam Nippress
An orgasm throbs
Agony spurts on wet breasts
It
Haiku # 33756 December 12, 2005 6:37 am ET
by Who am I to deny her?
Kiss urges warm moans
Tight lovers spread the embrace
Faces full of love
Haiku # 33755 December 12, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Love wakes throughout night
Naked arm across my chest
Sleep loves an embrace
Haiku # 33753 December 12, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Bemoan, aching limbs
Lift up that box, hump that bag
Helped the girlfriend move
Haiku # 33752 December 12, 2005 5:42 am ET
by Dirty old man
Indecisiveness
Coupled with sleep and haiku
Could halt wars. And love.
Haiku # 33751 December 12, 2005 12:28 am ET
by annonymous and confused
who let the dogs out ?
seems we need a new catcher
and then the blue dream
Haiku # 33750 December 11, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 33749 December 11, 2005 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33748 December 11, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33747 December 11, 2005 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33746 December 11, 2005 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Vegas Nuptuals
Haiku # 33745 December 11, 2005 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 33744 December 11, 2005 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Putrid detritus:
Fetid, doth encompass us
Squalid omnibus
Haiku # 33743 December 11, 2005 2:05 am ET
by Lush
Photoshopped my ass
Onto VP Cheney's neck
'Twas pretty funny
Haiku # 33742 December 10, 2005 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If they are in tents
their intensions are intense
Are they in tension?
Haiku # 33741 December 10, 2005 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Of William's poems
Lucid, quirky, myriad
So serpentine/sserppin-tine
Haiku # 33740 December 10, 2005 9:18 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Bathroom stall signage:
Beware gay limbo dancers!
Mind the gap fellows.
Haiku # 33739 December 9, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by Lush
First line was just crap
Second line was true but trite
Third line was just right
Haiku # 33738 December 9, 2005 6:07 am ET
by Art critique
Just pick your season
Monet
Haiku # 33737 December 9, 2005 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Dive down to the deep
Water admits the shadows
Dim eerie green light
Haiku # 33736 December 9, 2005 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Grinning up at me
Inane stupid smile just grins
Starlit lemon peel
Haiku # 33735 December 9, 2005 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Perfect firm soft young skin
Not a mark on her body
Do I love or lust?
Haiku # 33734 December 9, 2005 5:31 am ET
by Dirty old man
Wash with my bare hands
Soap covered, soft warm water
Firm slippery breasts
Haiku # 33733 December 9, 2005 5:26 am ET
by Like you wouldn
What have I got planned
Girlfriend asks, nothing says I
Bath and make you come?
Haiku # 33732 December 9, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Gota Love soapy girls
Thanks be for the search
Reminiscing old and new
Some really good stuff
Haiku # 33731 December 9, 2005 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Cry perhaps sad winds
These golden leaves live but once
Playing for your fun
Haiku # 33730 December 9, 2005 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis, searches work!
Can perigrinate on words,
Falcon : Falconer
Haiku # 33729 December 8, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Server is now fixed
Meaning that the search is back.
Stupid old poems
Haiku # 33728 December 8, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Glass balls and lights
adorn the shimmering trail
along the black lake
Haiku # 33727 December 8, 2005 4:05 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
A park of big boxes
on black wheels and cememt squares
rests a small village
Haiku # 33726 December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
Silver and lonely
awaiting it's thirsty guests
sits a cold airstream
Haiku # 33725 December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
aluminum home
blocks from the burning yule log
twinkling lights between
Haiku # 33724 December 8, 2005 1:04 pm ET
by john of slot # k
Most embarrassing
Wisdom perhaps bites the dog
Heartache sprouts jingles
Haiku # 33723 December 8, 2005 12:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Girls love an oldy
Girlfriend can
Haiku # 33722 December 8, 2005 8:03 am ET
by Dirty old man
Ottawa, Windsor
St. Catharines and Hamilton
Now on beerhunter.
Haiku # 33721 December 7, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Janis