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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ah, to hell with it
Time causes the depression
The grass is the cure
Haiku # 33932 January 5, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Janis of Keep on the grass
Low serotonin
Smoking weed prevents REM sleep
Depression follows
Haiku # 33931 January 5, 2006 9:52 am ET
by Keep off the grass
Death is closest when...
I'm in my R.E.M.!
resurrect again?
Haiku # 33930 January 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
after the big heat
the gentle patter of rain
on crispy brown grass
Haiku # 33929 January 5, 2006 2:09 am ET
by ash
Summer comes with time
to the coldest valley and
to the wounded heart.
Haiku # 33928 January 4, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
She discovered me
and groaned long into the night.
I have a big nob.
Haiku # 33927 January 4, 2006 9:49 am ET
by Hung like a Bison of Down South
She's dissapointed
Her dreams are unsatisfied
I have a small nob
Haiku # 33926 January 4, 2006 8:10 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
My lines were erased
My haikus were not that bad
I want to kill you
Haiku # 33925 January 4, 2006 8:04 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
damn sciatica
like so many other things
a pain in the arse
Haiku # 33924 January 4, 2006 7:21 am ET
by ash
Dark reflected sky
Snow eagerly hugs the ground
Small stream pulls my thoughts
Haiku # 33923 January 4, 2006 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Loved the photographs
Highly evocative scenes
Small stream caught my eye
Haiku # 33922 January 4, 2006 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
The Aussies feel heat
Meanwhile, in the north we
are having some fun
Haiku # 33921 January 4, 2006 1:47 am ET
by Janis
More Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku


I see September's
oranges, reds and browns, painting
tanned valleys and hills


My bedroom window,
touched by December's sunlight,
dribbles melted ice


We laughed together
when our only baby son
spoke his first Crow words
Haiku # 33920 January 3, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
3 Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku

1

A soft, white snowflake
landed on my outstretched palm,
then quickly melted.

2

A rainbow hovered,
below the darkened Big Horns
when it quit raining.

3

Outside my sweat lodge,
fire enters rocks brought from
a distant mountain
Haiku # 33919 January 3, 2006 10:03 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
Gray day at the beach
Wind swept sand amid empty trees-
That child is all smiles.
Haiku # 33918 January 3, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Ken
Damn that's hot, Sydney
One hundred-twelve Farenheit*
Heat stroke ain't no joke

*Rounded upward, naturally
Haiku # 33917 January 2, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by Lush
December is gone
January has come to shore-
No robbins in sight.
Haiku # 33916 January 2, 2006 7:33 pm ET
by Ken
Annue' Nouveau
Think I'll study French this year
Just made that shit up
Haiku # 33915 January 2, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Lush
The powdered goodies
Spending money underground
Fun and dangerous.
Haiku # 33914 January 2, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Phencyclidine dreams
Smoking the dust of angels
Then ... police restraints
Haiku # 33913 January 2, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Lush
Yellow is the box
Lying empty on the floor-
Red ribbon about.
Haiku # 33912 January 1, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Ken
forty-four point two
it's our new year's day record
just how hot is that ?
Haiku # 33911 January 1, 2006 5:51 am ET
by ash
The four words I long
to hear, although he's gone now:
"Fetch, my oboe, son."
Haiku # 33910 December 31, 2005 11:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Eight Six Seven Five
Three O Ni-eee-ine (repeat)
That's Jenny's number
Haiku # 33909 December 31, 2005 8:29 pm ET
by Lush
A vow to bludgeon
All advancing curmudgeon
Pardon my dudgeon
Haiku # 33908 December 31, 2005 8:28 pm ET
by Lush
forty three degrees
the christmas tree is wilting
summer down under
Haiku # 33907 December 31, 2005 6:14 pm ET
by ash
A happy new year?
Hope its better than the last
Each year just gets worse
*
Each year I just hope
Please let it change for the best
I can
Haiku # 33906 December 31, 2005 12:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Small gusts of light snow
False angels float on the winds
Idly drifting
Haiku # 33905 December 31, 2005 12:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow falls upon branch
Pleasant walk through the forrest
Living off the grid
Haiku # 33904 December 31, 2005 10:50 am ET
by Janis
Welcome Welsh poet.
Echo on. Show us again
He who seeks rest finds boredom.
Haiku # 33903 December 30, 2005 12:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Grotesque reverie
Reverant grotesquerie
No solace, I flee
Haiku # 33902 December 29, 2005 11:09 pm ET
by Lush
Call the mortician
My blood alcohol content
Approaching fatal
Haiku # 33901 December 29, 2005 6:43 pm ET
by Lush
Perpetual frauds:
Laissez-faire economy
And the virgin birth
Haiku # 33900 December 29, 2005 6:41 pm ET
by Lush
my awesome future
good-bye two thousand and
five
hello the next day
Haiku # 33899 December 29, 2005 5:51 am ET
by ash
Your new year comes soon
My Julian Calender
Doth beg to differ
Haiku # 33898 December 28, 2005 6:52 pm ET
by Lush
The sea rushes in,
rises, takes a bite and chokes
on his syllable.
Haiku # 33897 December 28, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Good-bye holidays
Eleven months of freedom
Damn I hate egg nog
Haiku # 33896 December 28, 2005 4:51 pm ET
by Stephan of Tempe, AZ
he who cuts himself
while shaving without lather
is a bloody fool
Haiku # 33895 December 28, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by -danny- of Rutgers
The echo returns.
"Here I am, you sent for me",
returns the echo.
Haiku # 33894 December 28, 2005 10:29 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
It
Haiku # 33893 December 28, 2005 9:27 am ET
by Miserable old sod
Bats in a church yard
sing of blindness to the night.
Who knows our vision?
Haiku # 33892 December 27, 2005 11:11 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
viagra for surf
just something to make it swell
and we'll get all wet
Haiku # 33891 December 27, 2005 10:45 pm ET
by ash
A timeless oak gazes
calmly from its being as
the World grows younger.
Haiku # 33890 December 27, 2005 3:18 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
What a gay Christmas!
a belly full of turkey,
bowel filled with seed.
Haiku # 33889 December 26, 2005 2:22 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
the christmass season
a time of love and tollerance
brings out hidden hate
Haiku # 33888 December 26, 2005 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this internet website
it rules a lot of ass
spank my bottom
Haiku # 33887 December 26, 2005 1:21 am ET
by a.y.b. of CA
Want to know only thing that God laughs at?
Mankind, and thier plans for the futer
Haiku # 33886 December 24, 2005 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there's a bit of pig
bread and salads and then
icecreams made by mum
Haiku # 33885 December 24, 2005 9:39 am ET
by mellie
a bucket of prawns
and a few dozen oysters
no turkey in sight
Haiku # 33884 December 24, 2005 9:37 am ET
by mellie
stanta is a whore
his pimps are department stores
happy xmas all
Haiku # 33883 December 24, 2005 9:35 am ET
by mellie