Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it

hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below

my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can

Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up

Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off

Looking for insight?
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism">Pastafarianism</a>
Might be the ticket

In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe