Burning in my gut
But not the kind friends may think
Bottled emotions

Frustration abounds
Same ol' thing with nothing new
Life stuck on repeat

Hatred in my bones
How do you release anger
Without murdering?

"Saigon, shit!" "Surf or fight!"
"Tiger, ahhhhh!," arrows, weird men
"Lance!" "The horror!" Fire

Sarah Conner? [BAM]
"He will not stop!" "All be bachh"
"Reese!" "Die you fucker!"

F*^%! F%^&*!, F%#%$. F^$%#, F#$%$&.
Say hewwo to my leetta frenn
uhuhuhuhuh

Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!

I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.

Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.

Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.

Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit

Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.

Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.

Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl

If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.

If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.

The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.

Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.

Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.

Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.

Here

Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!

Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here

gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say

Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?

Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.

She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.

caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny

Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?

Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again

electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion

Beastly suggestions
Not wanting to criticize
But, well, aren

Babes in the Wood
is not nearly as good as
my wood in the babes.

I hold a warm jar
with lamb

What

a storm on saturn
meanwhile, on the planet earth
nothing much happened

Vanities lesson
Happiness deserts me
Blackly my thoughts run

online babes of world
luscious, tender morsels
hot fun in winter

wigum's always on
Halo 2 consumes his nights
But what can he do?

Colon gurgles. Gas.
Another beefy burrito.
Splat. Cat loathes my noise.

Look! I'm peeing on
The seat, but it's ok cuz
I'm Homer Simpson!

Elijah Wood says
in The Ice Storm, smelling it
Is like tasting it

Litterbox close by-
Cat enters thru swinging door
A poo smell follows

The cheese that I eat
may smell of feet, but my feet
smell stronger than cheese.

Hello? Where am I?
Is there anybody there?
What is going on?

Bad experience.
Don

Shoot the monkeys first
Ask questions later when dead.
The plant is brown. Water?

oh the grind of work
the insane is now normal
when did this happen?

We are watching you.
Don't touch your television.
We will not be pleased.