Heil is five foot three
Weighs one fifty three. Won gold!
All downhill from here

Jug of putrid wine
And free web pornography
Budgeted weekend

Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.

Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)

Null

Null

My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.

Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love

Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I

I just have to say
I have a bad bad case of
Olympic Fever

ray conniff singers
take me up up and away
not andy williams

Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover

All night and morning
I

Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky

Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.

Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.

Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.

Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.

Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit

Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed

Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you

Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes

You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It

Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real

My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks

The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you

Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)

I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.

not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent

My beans are all gone.
I haven

iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.

elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now

Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.

The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.

Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"

~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor

american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake

it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"

you smack my beach up
still same old brown-coloured wave
saw its genesis

reflections of mine
suboptimal lightangel
like piss in my eyes

oh yeah jerk-offs too
now I can truly recall
why I stopped posting

suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers

pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above

now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*

see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember

you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under

BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl

Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck

K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!

Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.