Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
The cold bitter wind
Comes streaming through the wall cracks
Makes occupants cold
Haiku # 34719 March 1, 2006 3:38 pm ET
by Janis
The US Army
worshiping a rising sun.
Bikini Atoll.
Haiku # 34718 March 1, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by 15 megatons
sparrow pit drinkers
wing away in dizzy arcs
speculating why
Haiku # 34717 March 1, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by annon
Standing on my head
naked in the rain, sparrows
drink from my armpits.
Haiku # 34716 March 1, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Mad Ken
Oh, how I saw you!
through two cardboard tubes
fastened to my eyes
Haiku # 34715 March 1, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Stiletto Workout
New fad proves the old adage
That time wounds all heels


Haiku # 34714 March 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Using native tongue
Navajo Code Talkers had
Japanese nonplus
Haiku # 34713 March 1, 2006 1:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Dancing with Lorna
Graceful and with energy
Feels good in my arms
*
Fast multiple spins
She
Haiku # 34712 March 1, 2006 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Pushed him down the list
His is a sad condition
Scribble
Haiku # 34711 March 1, 2006 5:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Its ok I know
I
Haiku # 34710 March 1, 2006 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Sang,
Haiku # 34709 March 1, 2006 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
On the whole, don
Haiku # 34708 March 1, 2006 4:39 am ET
by I just can
Sang Karaoke
This time in my register
Friends said was that you?
Haiku # 34707 March 1, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress, I was surprised how good I was after last time.
Twenty four year old girl
Flung her arms around my neck
Sitting on my lap
Haiku # 34706 March 1, 2006 4:29 am ET
by I may look like her father, but I
Do not fear my friends
His words can
Haiku # 34705 March 1, 2006 4:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mentally unsafe
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
Haiku # 34704 March 1, 2006 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34703 March 1, 2006 12:48 am ET
by NULL of NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34702 March 1, 2006 12:42 am ET
by NULL of NULL
Left same Right same Left:
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
Haiku # 34701 February 28, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by wosky
Cheney casting a Spaghetti Eastern
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
Haiku # 34700 February 28, 2006 9:53 pm ET
by wosky
You catch red herrings
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
Haiku # 34699 February 28, 2006 8:19 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
Haiku # 34698 February 28, 2006 8:13 pm ET
by Brady of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
Haiku # 34697 February 28, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
Haiku # 34696 February 28, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
Haiku # 34695 February 28, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Day one, God makes light
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
Haiku # 34694 February 28, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Quam is scottish
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
Haiku # 34693 February 28, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by flibberjig
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku IV

Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
Haiku # 34692 February 28, 2006 6:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the flying fishes
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
Haiku # 34691 February 28, 2006 6:13 pm ET
by flibberjig
My McGuffin Life
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
Haiku # 34690 February 28, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
All humans are scared
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
Haiku # 34689 February 28, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Lush
All things are sacred
if you believe in a God
who
Haiku # 34688 February 28, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Sacred Haiku, the Word of God
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
Haiku # 34687 February 28, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
Haiku # 34686 February 28, 2006 12:04 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This nihilism
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
Haiku # 34685 February 28, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fearing fear itself
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
Haiku # 34684 February 28, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mrs Roosevelt
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
Haiku # 34683 February 28, 2006 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Phobophobia
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
Haiku # 34682 February 28, 2006 10:25 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Every so often,
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
Haiku # 34681 February 28, 2006 10:17 am ET
by Dave
This life is so hard
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
Haiku # 34680 February 28, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I
Haiku # 34679 February 28, 2006 7:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Excitement growing
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
Haiku # 34678 February 28, 2006 7:46 am ET
by William Nippress
and so we submit
within set parameters
and perimeters
Haiku # 34677 February 28, 2006 7:23 am ET
by ash
Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
Haiku # 34676 February 28, 2006 7:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Re-read old Haiku
Haiku # 34675 February 28, 2006 7:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
Haiku # 34674 February 28, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34673 February 28, 2006 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
Haiku # 34672 February 28, 2006 7:01 am ET
by William Nippress
last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
Haiku # 34671 February 28, 2006 6:41 am ET
by mellie
Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
Haiku # 34670 February 28, 2006 1:58 am ET
by Betty LeBomb