Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?

The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming

A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars

Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

5

White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar

Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way

You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land

Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain

February
Cat meaows
I took a sip

Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise

Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.

better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid

She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.

Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this

I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto

"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"

"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance

She

Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I

Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume, ambergris
She weeps for dead whales

They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know

All respect to Ash
He

Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine

don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan

Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid. whale go boom!

Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!

Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.

I

I don

This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.

In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.

the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there


-- apologies to The Tubes

latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels

Judging by my weight
Sitophobia is not
One of my problems

A bit horny, eh?
Hornblower, Horatio
Gives fellatio.

Interesting thought
Why do I find naked girls?
So dam attractive

My friend Caroline
Has just got her PHD
Now Dr Metcalf
(Criminology)
*
Asked me to join her
Sorounded by us old men
for a drink lunch time
*
All looking at her
With soft eyed adoratioin
She is just so cute
*
She

nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse

site burning
ni-pressed and ashen
only remains

When she smiles at you
The rest of the world disappears
No man could resist

she was a sugeon
but you just couldn't cut it
ah well, break a leg

My old mate Richard
Beautiful Nathalie Said.
Take me to the dance.
*
He could not say no
She

comet pojmanski
blowing in the morning sky
bite me tsar bomba

Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me

Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh

My dogs got a cyst
At least that

My dogs got a cyst
At least that

What

older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral