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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
My shaft within fist
Before flat screen monitor
High res spank support
Haiku # 34890 March 8, 2006 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
Oh, art school drama
is setting my paint on fire
got gonorrea
Haiku # 34889 March 8, 2006 8:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"Between two evils,
I always pick the one I
never tried before."


-- words of wisdom by Mae West
Haiku # 34888 March 8, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I kissed her goodbye
Whispered,
Haiku # 34887 March 8, 2006 9:52 am ET
by The art of seduction
Several approaches
A women like
Haiku # 34886 March 8, 2006 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chatted up a friend
I said come naked to bed
She said
Haiku # 34885 March 8, 2006 9:45 am ET
by But she kept touching me
Good looking and young
Doctors were never like this
When I was a lad
Haiku # 34884 March 8, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Grumpy old men
Chatted up Doctor
She slim attractive, nice eyes
Should have asked her out
Haiku # 34883 March 8, 2006 9:38 am ET
by The walking wounded
Love and obsession
But a mad psychiatrist
Sees only problems
Haiku # 34882 March 8, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Physician go heal thyself
You Physiatrists
You
Haiku # 34881 March 8, 2006 9:21 am ET
by Strike a blow for sanity
Do not discount love
The strongest of emotions
Can distorts the truth
Haiku # 34880 March 8, 2006 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Obsession maybe
But this sleep deprivation
Causing confusion
Haiku # 34879 March 8, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I doze sitting up
Lest I fall into deep sleep
Still have much to do
Haiku # 34878 March 8, 2006 9:03 am ET
by William Nippress
obsession hovers
practical inner musing
governs fixation
Haiku # 34877 March 8, 2006 8:40 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I have to sleep now
My desk, my work, has to wait
Cannot fight it more
Haiku # 34876 March 8, 2006 8:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Slumped in my chair
Exhausted through lack of sleep
I stay my passion
Haiku # 34875 March 8, 2006 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Holding her feels good
I
Haiku # 34874 March 8, 2006 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
But a chance to kiss
Those red lips so soft and warm
The slightest brushed touch
Haiku # 34873 March 8, 2006 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I must not give way
My wild impulse to kiss her
Would spoil every thing
Haiku # 34872 March 8, 2006 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Every nerve end
Tingling at the thought of her
Soft inviting lips
Haiku # 34871 March 8, 2006 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I have to let go
Her interest is dancing
Not in a romance
Haiku # 34870 March 8, 2006 8:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Walk softly at dawn
Sleeping lights Opaque ghostly
Thoughts turn to Lorna
Haiku # 34869 March 8, 2006 8:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Lovely Lorna
Haiku # 34868 March 8, 2006 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dogs had opp ok
Lump done and removed 8 teeth
Poor sod will be sore
Haiku # 34867 March 8, 2006 7:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories slipping
The past no longer maters
Ties slowly dwindle
Haiku # 34866 March 8, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so long ago now
the last time we said good-bye
i don't remember
Haiku # 34865 March 8, 2006 5:53 am ET
by ash
Fuzzy bunny pics
are eating away at my
laptop battery
Haiku # 34864 March 8, 2006 2:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tedious classes
left today short on patience
and long on vodka
Haiku # 34863 March 8, 2006 2:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bright red sub sandwich
glows ominously outside
hole cut in my wall
Haiku # 34862 March 8, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Idle rigmarole
Is seldom notably droll
Yet remains my role
Haiku # 34861 March 7, 2006 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
Give us a break, ash
Weak as 'tis, irony still
Maestro/Lush await.
Haiku # 34860 March 7, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by Lush
you might think it's bliss
narcotics are such a yawn
i wouldn't bother
Haiku # 34859 March 7, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by ash
I'd as lief be killed
by a nuculear blast than
by a hand grenade
Haiku # 34858 March 7, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
tongue sliding on skin
quickened heart beat pounds within
knock knock please come in
Haiku # 34857 March 7, 2006 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The drum beats
supporters cheer we all feel invincible
Ronaldhino scored
Haiku # 34856 March 7, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by M*G
Oxycontin crushed,
Simmered and then injected
Prescription for bliss
Haiku # 34855 March 7, 2006 5:33 pm ET
by Lush
Coffee break at two
Good Christ, my epidermis!
Do not drink and drive.
Haiku # 34854 March 7, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Julie
a final drip falls
fleeing the last icicle
spring music awaits
Haiku # 34853 March 7, 2006 11:36 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Up at 5am
Fighting overwhelming urge
To return to bed.
Haiku # 34852 March 7, 2006 6:13 am ET
by Julie
I danced Bachata
Close hold, that
Haiku # 34851 March 7, 2006 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku
Haiku # 34850 March 7, 2006 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
The last one
Haiku # 34849 March 7, 2006 5:02 am ET
by Get a grip take yourself in hand
Passion grows within
I look at her heaving breasts
Her lips are on fire
Haiku # 34848 March 7, 2006 4:57 am ET
by Too much chilli?
Nothing much to say
One line, two lines, then one more
This is bad haiku
Haiku # 34847 March 7, 2006 4:37 am ET
by Aditya
My cat can lay eggs
ahoy mighty meadow lark
my cat can lay eggs
Haiku # 34846 March 7, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Vernal equinox
Pal of USA, bollocks!
Pretentious display
Haiku # 34845 March 6, 2006 6:51 pm ET
by Lush
Relax in a bath
I hope I don't fall asleep
But that would feel good
Haiku # 34844 March 6, 2006 6:21 pm ET
by insomniac
I have never seen
so much water, moss, yard fish
a christmas so green
Haiku # 34843 March 6, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Even the smallest
puddles in the street eat cars
they don't mess around
Haiku # 34842 March 6, 2006 6:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The moss green sidewalks
are slowly becoming brown
the rain will stop soon
Haiku # 34841 March 6, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb