Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
warm air and cool ground
breeze carries flower spring smell
comfortable nap
Haiku # 35109 March 21, 2006 1:48 am ET
by 30°
My goatee is red
Some people say it's ginger
I wish it was black
Haiku # 35108 March 20, 2006 11:13 pm ET
by Mike of Ontario
he has just left me
in hollow soul vales cold fog
cools desire's embers
Haiku # 35107 March 20, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by fabulosa
A crimson failure,
Disappointed loving is
Jealousy writ LARGE
Haiku # 35106 March 20, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Sourest Grape
Love? Failed at that too
Life is full of disapointments
That's my biggest one
Haiku # 35105 March 20, 2006 4:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

A business failure
A failure in relationships
And with Haiku too
Haiku # 35104 March 20, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Look failure up in
the dictionary and you'll
find my picture there
Haiku # 35103 March 20, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
A failure in business, finance,
Relationships, love
Haiku # 35102 March 20, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Always a failure
Life is full of disapointments
She's my biggest one
Haiku # 35101 March 20, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

I just can't please her
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35100 March 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one
Haiku # 35099 March 20, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
My eyes mustn
Haiku # 35098 March 20, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
solo tightrope man
my eyes are your safety net
you can look down now
Haiku # 35097 March 20, 2006 8:05 am ET
by fabulosa
Softly at my side
Naked arm snakes across me
Lovers warm embrace
*
Her skin perfection
Her breasts teasing my eyes
Irresistible
*
Her cute round bottom
Draws my hand down to her peach
Warm wet flawless dream
*
Salty tears well up
Her tenderness offered me
I melt in her arms
Haiku # 35096 March 20, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Ice-cold wind blows in
We lay gasping watching clouds
Bodies craving warmth
Haiku # 35095 March 20, 2006 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
The journey begins
Excitement, trepidation
In equal measure
Haiku # 35094 March 20, 2006 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress
She
Haiku # 35093 March 20, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Even half a world
With electronic poems
Separation
Haiku # 35092 March 20, 2006 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
jambo jambo old a.p.
whereabouts are you
Haiku # 35091 March 20, 2006 5:10 am ET
by ash
Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35090 March 20, 2006 3:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tip-toeing along
tail up, making jingle sounds
a cat on a leash
Haiku # 35089 March 20, 2006 3:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A long wet winter
time to get off our asses
and mulch the garden
Haiku # 35088 March 20, 2006 3:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your cock with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35087 March 20, 2006 3:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I apologize
for slapping your pet with this
sock full of ketchup
Haiku # 35086 March 20, 2006 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello to old ash
remember the old ap
now an african
Haiku # 35085 March 19, 2006 3:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Echo Tone Rehearsal
Freedom of Speech, even in Serbia
All right
Haiku # 35084 March 19, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Look at it pretty closely
brother
Smoke now
Cannot get away from the pit
Switch restart
Switch now
holy cow
Haiku # 35083 March 19, 2006 11:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
RedNeck said
if he dreams big, just
Take him out the easiest way
Haiku # 35082 March 19, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Quicklearner, a panoptical
learns lessons fast
And learns them well
Haiku # 35081 March 19, 2006 11:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No free land like America
home of the
Brave
Haiku # 35080 March 19, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Serbo Secret Service
"a piece of shit"
High school dropouts
Haiku # 35079 March 19, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haikuing away
all my life and midnight oil.
A labour of love.
Haiku # 35078 March 19, 2006 5:08 am ET
by waster
life imitates art
just like art imitates life
both are pretentious
Haiku # 35077 March 18, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
yeah like now i can
be like an artist because
i have been published
Haiku # 35076 March 18, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by llamo linda of san antonio
I go beer hunting
With Dick Cheney. My advice
Better to duck hunt
Haiku # 35075 March 18, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Don't write a poem
Write its shadow. Lose yourself
Lost, like tears in rain
Haiku # 35074 March 18, 2006 12:55 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled number IV - (Brady of Toronto)

Anonymity
Is it the burden of the
depersonalized?
Haiku # 35073 March 17, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Metapoetry
Really doesn't lend itself
to the Haiku form
Haiku # 35072 March 17, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Anagram poem'
Through Haiku shuffle - becomes
'A rag man poem'
Haiku # 35071 March 17, 2006 11:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So, does mean mean 'mean'?
Mode, median, average?
or more, 'Just plain mean'?
Haiku # 35070 March 17, 2006 10:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Haiku hommage à /apologies to Umberto Eco

Literary texts
suggest fields of meaning.
Not strings of meaning.
Haiku # 35069 March 17, 2006 10:40 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Trifurcated place
uža Srbija, and her
two thin, mean sisters
Haiku # 35068 March 17, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by Aleksandar of Toronto
How the weather is
How the weather used to be
How do we ignore?
Haiku # 35067 March 17, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The monkey points and
laughs at me, why must it be
that he laughs at me?
Haiku # 35066 March 17, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Ulalume
You are my besfriend,
but vodka is my mistress
how'bout a threesome
Haiku # 35065 March 17, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Ulalume
Sensual seduction
I talk to her on the phone
She gets excited
*
She tells me she
Haiku # 35064 March 17, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
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Haiku # 35063 March 17, 2006 8:07 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35062 March 17, 2006 8:06 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 35061 March 17, 2006 7:59 am ET
by NULL of NULL
anonymity
it wasn't my intention
'scuse my clumsiness

not every poet counts, even if their poems do
Haiku # 35060 March 17, 2006 7:07 am ET
by ash