Pretty nifty site,
of the truly cringeworthy.
Worst. Haiku. Evar!

Angry co-worker:
he asks "PC Load Letter?
the fsck does that mean?!"

In my cubicle,
most precious thing in my life.
Shiny red stapler...

From my old office,
I could look outside and see
merry squirrels at play.

I.T. dark ages,
trying to write a DOS batch file.
Abort, retry, fail...

While using Windows
I tried to change the font size.
The system has crashed.

In sov'iet Russia
Really bad haiku writes you!
Sorry about that! :P

'twas cynicism
or rampant drug ingestion
no further haiku

Return to childhood
and jab with your yellow straws
the juice box cometh

Drowning twenty feet
from shore; Nixon throws me just
fifteen-foot of rope.

Til work do us part.
When my death was predicted
He broke the contract

life is like the luge
you get to go downhill fast
and then it's finished

You must obey me
Resistance is futile earthlings
Your world is ours now

No more searching now
This find is ours to keep
Our souls journeys end

Once upon a time
A long light lifetime ago
we grew together
*
Time, tide, suffering
Divided our entwined souls
Let us learn apart
*
Seeing deep we teach
each other, share our learning
re-entwining souls
*
Reunited, joined
We feel deep recognition
Welcome each back home

Rested healed alive
Nurtured by enriching love
Joyful I awoke

Kindred souls entwined
Drawn, soaring ever upwards
Shackles broken free

I held you last night
Through your tears of sad sorrow
For what was denied
*
The promise broken
Though the pains not mine tears form
Draining yours away

I would that you could
See you through my eyes held soft
Such love you would feel

Light shines in her eyes
Radiant beauty within
So long held locked

To quench this hot flame
Then let me plunge my hose deep
The vessel to fill
*
The essence of life
This water salted from me
The seed of mankind

This woman of charms
Coyly she glances at me
Setting me on fire

Circling the earth
Wonder if I will return
Look up and wave me

Mutual pleasure gifts
Softly I trace her body
Exciting us both

His words transformed
Now there

License my roving hands, and
let them go before, behind,
between, above, below

Exquisite flower
Softly I hold her legs high
Spread her lips open
*
Gasps of excitement
I examine the soft flesh
Tenderly touch her

Casting the soft breeze
Our mother whispers our names
Come to me children

Sanity returns
Thanks Mount Madonna mama
You have saved us all

My haiku lick
bouncing off the ceiling
Someone firing rounds in distance

Gosh, have not tried that
philly steak in ages
Best at Steves (> of New Queen Ln and Conrad)

It always were : us against them
But who are we and who are them
An't fully understood
*
Big shouters
I scream learning me dog
To fetch me the newspapers

Queen Janice holding strength
to her favorite loser
Rejoicing in the hands of the golden empress ;)

Weak and pathetic sumbitch
multiplied by two
By many

Ace and an 8
buddied up to a pair of 6s
Wild Billy, what was you thinking

When you learn your grammar
and finish elementary school
you may be one heck of a decent haiku poet
*
Untill then my Bulgarian buddy
keep trying to find a sense
Of what I was trying to say
*
In my MegaEmperor galactical poetry
as I have that much to add
there is no place fur innocence

lightning striking all
around, come here lil' I.T.
troll, hold this steel pole

tiny beads of green
push themselves up through the dirt
straining for sunlight

most of the jaw bone
cut away in an attempt
to salvage the man

blue one shade from white
colored by the white sunlight
one shade from yellow

toothbrushes washcloths
down the potty she sent them
little scientist

faint laughter like light
like the first warm breeze of spring
filtered through the trees

a tiny dry hand
cracking from poor nutrition
reaches out from hope

it fluttered from her hand
the oragami flower was
too fragile to hold

Hermaphrodite rhyme

God I sometimes wish

I

Need something to kick
Something to insult us all
That gets us going

Dear god the standard
It comes and goes like the mist
Where

I invite you to
Restaurant at the end of the world
Bring Hitchhiker guide

OK I

Oh ash, this one is
Just super hilarious
Thanks for all the fish