shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner

Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden

Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand

that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work

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fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip

a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence

Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great

A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.

This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?

Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.

An opium den
A pcp front parlor
And a meth foyer

A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.

her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong

her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in

I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress

it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on

bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)

FUCK THE POLICE!

VIVA MEXICO!

many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives

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awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting

(is this a product.moment ?)

get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa

Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.

Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead

Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee

Pure white spring blossom
London

Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track

your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd

i'm not paranoid
the world is getting at me
undeservedly

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The future will be
exactly like the past, but
far more expensive


-- Thanks to John Sladek for the inspiration for this Bad Haiku

Haiku that disgusts
Fun, sometimes, othertimes no
The fucking fuckers

i hope yer happy
please let the door hit your ass
oh and, fuck you too.

you are a shithead
you bitchfucked lying ass wad
fuck you and your life

fuck you you fucker
i fucking hate you asshole
rot in hell and die

Dig your leather seats
Autoerotic friction
Sorry 'bout the stains

did you get what you
wanted to steal selfishly?
that crushed me badly.

Heading for a fall?
Are you stringing me along?
My heads in a spin

She says have patience
Signs her Emails Love x x
Say it please say it

Smoothing your troubles
Oiled, sated, untroubled sleep
Silently I leave