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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Written by machine
The cold unfeeling poets
Of future lifetimes
Haiku # 35609 April 20, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Janis
Sorry, I
Haiku # 35608 April 20, 2006 8:48 am ET
by MMM
Lost something special
Unique relationships gone
For such a small price
*
What did I offer?
I gave you understanding
Love and devotion
*
You gave me some words
A relationship virgin?
Presumably yes
*
You need constancy
First sign of difficulty
You just ran straight out
Haiku # 35607 April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
This life
Haiku # 35606 April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
420 is good
Getting high is zen for us
But bong smoke leaves quick
Haiku # 35605 April 20, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Andrew
A bot bottle-neck
pound them through a tiny hole
with a ten pound sledge
Haiku # 35604 April 20, 2006 12:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gas prices soring
Oil company profits up
Kill all the oil men.
Haiku # 35603 April 19, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thunderstorm abates
Awakened by the silence
Prefer dissonance
--Filched, in part, from F.S. Fitzgerald
Haiku # 35602 April 19, 2006 7:38 pm ET
by Lush
Will Shakespeare said
"Kill all the lawyers." I say
"Kill all the bankers."
Haiku # 35601 April 19, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Three unrelated
lines. Is it human art, or
as good as machine?
Haiku # 35600 April 19, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Added insult... Bank
causes overdraft, then charges
overdraft fee. Fuckers!
Haiku # 35599 April 19, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
God Damned Fucking Bank!
Took money out. Don't know why.
Now I'm overdrawn.
Haiku # 35598 April 19, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Today is payday -
For one brief, shining moment
It all seems worthwhile.
Haiku # 35597 April 19, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Code to defeat bot
Is now deployed on the site
Fuck you cialis
Haiku # 35596 April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
If this was a real poem
You would be aflame
Haiku # 35595 April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis
mortification
Canadianizations
Payne difficult twine
Haiku # 35594 April 19, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buttresses fox talks
optically plankton buying
insipid lineup
Haiku # 35593 April 19, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologize coops
commodore misguided Bern
systematizes
Haiku # 35592 April 19, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fathered bitch mince
Sophie stoichiometry
bangles intrigue Doc
Haiku # 35591 April 19, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adulterating
underlined Philippines
disclaimer non tomb
Haiku # 35590 April 19, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
low capacity.
so much wanted, so far, fast,
don't have what you want
*
i stood at the edge
gazed into the precipice
could not leap for faith
*
could not leap for faith:
life is chaos, leaden feet,
no bridge for the gap
*
have no energy
living now, can't see ahead
won't drive round blind bends
*
scenery distracts
takes all my concentration
all capacity
*
my constant is change
i am full of transition.
i cannot commit.
*
acceleration?
not for me; brake in low gear
climbing steep mountains
Haiku # 35589 April 19, 2006 11:56 am ET
by fabulosa sola
my observation
hot squishy sex isn't love
but better than none
Haiku # 35588 April 19, 2006 10:48 am ET
by ash
the two saddest things
are people madly in love
and then out of love
Haiku # 35587 April 19, 2006 10:46 am ET
by ash
reality bites
love claims another victim
welcome to the world
Haiku # 35586 April 19, 2006 10:43 am ET
by ash
God said, "Fiat Lux",
saw the world and said, "That sux!
Satan! Yours, ten bux."
Haiku # 35585 April 19, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Fux Ache
All the words in text
Sent purposefully to me
How could she say them?
*
I
Haiku # 35584 April 19, 2006 10:02 am ET
by MMM
Hurting wounded pain
No mater how caringly
You die a little
*
My hopes are dashed
The uniqueness not enough
Only I Valued
*
I
Haiku # 35583 April 19, 2006 6:17 am ET
by MMM
angry cunts roar loud,
sheer boob mass trampling the streets,
when will they shut up?
Haiku # 35582 April 19, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morons cast their votes.
American Idiots
Sell shitty records.
Haiku # 35581 April 18, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Lush
Mommy and dad yell
They leave me in an alley
Worst birthday ever
Haiku # 35580 April 18, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by cools mcgoo
Slow algorithm,
His languid computer soars.
Lost wave, lost machine
Haiku # 35579 April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Pixellated beach,
His mournful explosion swims.
Weird tree, odd function
Haiku # 35578 April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apathy grips me
Seventeen syllables man?
Suck my big fat cock!
Haiku # 35577 April 18, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of is key to selling your home
Black apparatus,
This random monitor shines.
Blunt brook, low colour
Haiku # 35576 April 18, 2006 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some old, not jagged,
Keith comes to the hard function.
Her red chaos sings.
Haiku # 35575 April 18, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far, confused, dying,
No one arises. The dude climbs,
Retiring, climbing.
Haiku # 35574 April 18, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not dead, but grotesque,
Diane comes to the planet.
My blue colour spins.
Haiku # 35573 April 18, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Heidi
Slightly tight, but dark,
Sheila hears entire quick barks.
Raging, it withdraws.
Haiku # 35572 April 18, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Debbie
Marching towards the
future. Leaving the history
way back in the dust
Haiku # 35571 April 18, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Bobbie
History repeats
itself; That's one of the things
wrong with history


- Thanks to Clarence Darrow
for the inspiration
Haiku # 35570 April 18, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
puppies procreate
glaciers capture roughly, blunt
bat smiling lions
Haiku # 35569 April 18, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hunted rain clashes.
Badly, the your knights carouse.
Stupidity walks.
Haiku # 35568 April 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A strange profile sings.
Flowers hate the burned arrows.
Gold feared hairs retire.
Haiku # 35567 April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 35566 April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had four days off
We spent it avoiding God
Another Easter
Haiku # 35565 April 18, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And what happened next
Tales
Of Sodom and Gom.
Haiku # 35564 April 18, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Betty, whose girl was it
Am curious to know
Was it you hon
Haiku # 35563 April 18, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
busily submit
even when there's nothing there
non-product.moment
Haiku # 35562 April 18, 2006 8:30 am ET
by ash
machines for haiku
a new movement is growing
replace all the ads
Haiku # 35561 April 18, 2006 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beautiful mix tape
culminated tonight with
finger in the bum
Haiku # 35560 April 18, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb