Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Eating cheeseburgers
Sitting on stacks of money
You know us so well
Haiku # 35755 April 29, 2006 6:20 pm ET
by American of course
Earthwalker3, you
Walk into my soul, and leave
My heart fluttering
Haiku # 35754 April 29, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Debbie of Ipanema
Black legs scattered
The dictionary falls fast
On the poor spider
Haiku # 35753 April 29, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by Aubergine of Iceland
Wait, how does it go?
World Opinions are like holes
Everyone's got one
Haiku # 35752 April 29, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Sick of you
potentially huge
my new tv series pitch
"leave it to shiva"
Haiku # 35751 April 29, 2006 5:18 am ET
by ash
I try to post an
innocent one, and it's just
misconstrued. Lost cause...
Haiku # 35750 April 28, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Don't wallow in
bitterness. Unbecomming.
You're too full of bile.
Haiku # 35749 April 28, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
If not mistaken,
Aristophanes said it:
"Your head's up your ass."
Haiku # 35748 April 28, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Lush
Claiming USA's
Universal ignorance
Just reveals your own
Haiku # 35747 April 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by WorldOpinionABoor
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
Haiku # 35746 April 28, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
France: some serious
reality denial.
Don't fight it -- make it.
Haiku # 35745 April 28, 2006 3:27 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
pick up broken glass
careful not to cut my hand
woops! where is my thumb?
Haiku # 35744 April 28, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hatred, vitriol, ...
My life is too short to waste
on such things. Keep 'em.
Haiku # 35743 April 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
You feeling "got at"
Welcome to rest of the world
Well that makes a change
-
More and more places
You
Haiku # 35742 April 28, 2006 6:42 am ET
by World opinion
That's not fair at all
I
Haiku # 35741 April 28, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Defender of the US underdog
Over Simplify?
Have to for Americans!
They won
Haiku # 35740 April 28, 2006 6:27 am ET
by World opinion
the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one
Haiku # 35739 April 28, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Janis
Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku
Haiku # 35738 April 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Tired of the bad attitude
See #25917
Haiku # 35737 April 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Lush/Maestro
We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?
Haiku # 35736 April 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.
Haiku # 35735 April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.
Haiku # 35734 April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers
Haiku # 35733 April 27, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled
Haiku # 35732 April 27, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Lush
When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!
Haiku # 35731 April 27, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!
Haiku # 35730 April 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory
Haiku # 35729 April 27, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Kayla Rihani of Chicago, IL USA
Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there
Haiku # 35728 April 27, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them
Haiku # 35727 April 27, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Jefferson, John Mill
Mai Lai, Abu Ghraib, Franklin
Conflicted or what?
Haiku # 35726 April 27, 2006 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom
Haiku # 35725 April 27, 2006 10:11 am ET
by ash
Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb
Haiku # 35724 April 27, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
-
Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
-
Iist goes on and on
There isn
Haiku # 35723 April 27, 2006 5:30 am ET
by World opinion
Haven
Haiku # 35722 April 27, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Hasn
GMF Am not sure if you are talkin' to me
I am pro-American
Though I cannot be anti-Myself
Haiku # 35721 April 26, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
baby hesitates
faintly, faintly, elms
beckoning bull weeps
Haiku # 35720 April 26, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If
I
Were hitched
To Courtney
I'd kill myself too
Just to get away from the bitch
Haiku # 35719 April 26, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
Wife
Child
Success
NIRVANA
What a crappy life
Can't blame Kurt for taking his life
Haiku # 35718 April 26, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feeble nation blokes
Don't fathom complexities
Of world stewardship
Haiku # 35717 April 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by DevilsAdvocate
You still miss the point.
We're not all evil. Some are
on your side on this.
Haiku # 35716 April 26, 2006 2:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
more! more! shock and awe !
i agree wholeheartedly
what a moron :

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

(March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET)
Haiku # 35715 April 26, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash
Real tricky suckers
These Irackirainins
So says old G W
Haiku # 35714 April 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If the US thought
We would not be in this mess
Try again sucker
Haiku # 35713 April 26, 2006 7:13 am ET
by World opinion
I
Haiku # 35712 April 26, 2006 6:53 am ET
by Male chauvinist
It is so easy
to stereotype. So much
easier than thought.
Haiku # 35711 April 26, 2006 2:53 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Power-wheelie, to the power band
keep it on the boil
Geronimo! - head for the lefthander
***
Iron it into a straight line
300 yards straight ahead
line up nicely for the Swed's Cross
***
Peel off left at a sign
Pick her up intelligently
Dive down into the right hand drop
Haiku # 35710 April 26, 2006 2:22 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Itchin', itchin'
no rash yet
Don't expend your salt
Haiku # 35709 April 26, 2006 2:13 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
-Sun is shining
-Wind blows my hair around
-Shit! no helmet
Haiku # 35708 April 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the gas
-Pulled by the forces
-Speed is fun
Haiku # 35707 April 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the brakes to slow
-Lean the bike and feel the turn
-Dont crash and wipeout
Haiku # 35706 April 26, 2006 12:18 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.