Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
FOX correspondent
As new Press Secretary?
Prepare for SnowJob.
Haiku # 35983 May 18, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Lush
Random thoughts combine.
Driving is a good time to
think of haiku. Ding!
Haiku # 35982 May 18, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Those famous first words:
"Watson, come here, I want you!"
Double entendre.
Haiku # 35981 May 18, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
You have to eat it
Not insert it up your arse
Some people are fruits
Haiku # 35980 May 18, 2006 6:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Replacement haiku
An ode to pesky robots
Makes unicorns fly
Haiku # 35979 May 18, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A ripe pineapple
For anal stimulation?
Bad Ideas Jeans.
Haiku # 35978 May 17, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by Lush
when the clock strikes five
i will go and take a nap
i can feel it now
Haiku # 35977 May 17, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by andrew of east lansing, mi
RECENT-Flooding, volcano
erupt,Pacific earthquake. It is END TIMES!




Haiku # 35976 May 17, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by soothsayer
Death rode the DragonFly
Once and then 'twas over

for all.
Haiku # 35975 May 17, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by skudwiz of wisconsin
Bumble Bee's. Often times
can be very fuzzy. But
then I have seen them
without fuzz. So, are
THOSE really bumble
bee's, or some other
contrived notion of one
trying to confuse me?
Haiku # 35974 May 17, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by ZAKK
Delilah wore a purple
dress. She had a purple
hat to match. She went
to the movies to see a
movie version of her
favorite television
program. Boy was she
ever disappointed.
Haiku # 35973 May 17, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by ZAKK
Franklin's shoes came off.
No longer could he walk
the long walk to the candy
store. His mother came
into the room. Franklin
handed over his money to
her and she went for him.
When she got back she
handed him a jaw-breaker
and a candy necklace.
Haiku # 35972 May 17, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by ZAKK
Davey found a cricket.
The little bug bit him
on the hand. He then squashed the bug under
foot in a twisting motion.
Davey decided bugs
just weren't for him.
Haiku # 35971 May 17, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by ZAKK
Hey-buh, man-buh,
what;s-buh, happenin'-
buh? <---mush mouth
circa 1973
Haiku # 35970 May 17, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
uncomfortable
insecure with who I am
self-deprecating
Haiku # 35969 May 17, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by crimson mind
born in the fifties
and soon i'll be there again
life just goes around
Haiku # 35968 May 17, 2006 10:41 am ET
by ash
You cannot kid me
You
Haiku # 35967 May 17, 2006 9:34 am ET
by Dirty old man
The wood panelling
Blankets the walls of the den
Like in the sevn'ties
Haiku # 35966 May 17, 2006 8:43 am ET
by Janis
Delight to senses
My morning-scented garden
Lets free my spirit
Haiku # 35965 May 17, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Dirty old man
Soon man will invent
A way to get to the stars
He
Haiku # 35964 May 17, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It makes so you proud
Mans great ingenuity
To kill with such ease
Haiku # 35963 May 17, 2006 6:30 am ET
by World opinion
Old Chinese proverb
Man with hole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day
Haiku # 35962 May 17, 2006 6:26 am ET
by World opinion
Cursing the hard rain
Blown all the blossom again
Starting to turn brown
Haiku # 35961 May 17, 2006 6:07 am ET
by Dirty old man
Melancholia
In the time of cholera
Diarrheal eve
Haiku # 35960 May 16, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by Lush
Inner monologue
Keeps me sane, but must take care
Not to speak aloud.
Haiku # 35959 May 16, 2006 1:16 pm ET
by Crimson Mind
The golden colours
An autumn mountain forest,
Chuck Norris' beard
Haiku # 35958 May 16, 2006 11:37 am ET
by Speaky of Ireland
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you bore me now.
Haiku # 35957 May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you more me now.
Haiku # 35956 May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Actually, I'm
taken. Still thought of it.
Thank you anyway.
Haiku # 35955 May 16, 2006 11:31 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
dying roses
The wilting crimson
flowers rise up
and kill the wind.
Haiku # 35954 May 16, 2006 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jed was a poor man.
He smoked the canned
tobacco.
He rolled leaves of maple
and ate succulents and
root-barbs.
His visage was clean
and he never shook.
Life's mysteries are often
looks and never what
is buried from time to
time.
Haiku # 35953 May 16, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We spoke of Genghis Khan
and your friend
over cups of tea
and summer heat
The cool breeze
unwrapped
your cheap, flowery dress
spilling lust on the
streets of New York City
Lips, turgid with unspoken
secrets
caressed tetracycline
teeth
as you smiled
and refused the flowers
I almost bought on
Houston Street
Haiku # 35952 May 16, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead fly flutters in gravy,
swim for your life oh bug!
Quicksand mashed potato.
Haiku # 35951 May 16, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Growing peony
The budding crimson flowers
Bow low in the wind
Haiku # 35950 May 16, 2006 10:04 am ET
by Janis
The look in her eyes
Brush of her body on mine
My arm around her
*
Moving together
In time to the slow rhythm
A controlled passion
*
On the very edge
Tango is life
Haiku # 35949 May 16, 2006 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
The passion that is
To dance tango with Lorna
Is like life
Haiku # 35948 May 16, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The lovely Lorna
Skin like alabaster
A Goddess Body
*
Dances like a dream
An easy grace among us
Laughter like a song
Haiku # 35947 May 16, 2006 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound
Haiku # 35946 May 16, 2006 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Hands up all those who
Think it was a huge mistake
To invade Iraq?
-
Now hands up all those
Who called me names three years ago?
What? No hands up now.
_

You gutless lot of *****
No one admitting they were wrong
Well I told you so
Haiku # 35945 May 16, 2006 6:22 am ET
by I told you so, I told you so!
You were just a foil
Way to get people thinking
You took it to heart
-
Which worked rather well
I hope some of your stupid
Countrymen may? Think?
-
Nice sparring with you
And good luck with the dating
It
Haiku # 35944 May 16, 2006 6:11 am ET
by World opinion
Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking
That
Haiku # 35943 May 16, 2006 5:58 am ET
by World opinion on dating
The dater's lament:
"All the good ones are taken!"
I beg to differ.
Haiku # 35942 May 15, 2006 8:08 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Up to the border,
you are an "us". Just beyond,
and you are a "them".
Haiku # 35941 May 15, 2006 7:18 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
"Late Spring Snow In May:
Chestnut not Cherry Blossum"
English songs Thrush sings
Haiku # 35940 May 15, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Burrell Donkin of England
Hearts will never be
practical until they are
made unbreakable.
Haiku # 35939 May 15, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Vomit ends migraine.
It's biodegradable:
undigested corn.
Haiku # 35938 May 15, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I'm a knucklehead.
To bed too late brings migraine.
Horray for these pills!
Haiku # 35937 May 15, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
A life of errands
Two respites, panging longings
for her; for Paris
Haiku # 35936 May 15, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The redwood forest
Santa Clara county parks
Santa Cruz Mountains
Haiku # 35935 May 15, 2006 6:55 am ET
by Dancing foolishly
mount madonna mama
Love to know more, must tell you
Your links not working
Haiku # 35934 May 15, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Dirty dancing fool