Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
This neat'o veto
at the UN, it's just so
Staining. Abstaining
Haiku # 36401 July 15, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The G8 is great
Like Bilderberg or Davos
Star chambers are cool!
Haiku # 36400 July 15, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
What if you are wrong?
well, okay, more like 'wrongish'
Like Dick Cheney's heart?
Haiku # 36399 July 15, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
Haiku # 36398 July 15, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vladimir Putin
Kissed a boy, rootin' tootin'
Not highfalutin
Haiku # 36397 July 15, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
I thought you were fine
and I'de really like to jump
but, unethical
Haiku # 36396 July 15, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by princess happy
promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.
Haiku # 36395 July 14, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!
Haiku # 36394 July 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now
Haiku # 36393 July 14, 2006 10:13 am ET
by princess happy
Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
Haiku # 36392 July 14, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled
Haiku # 36391 July 13, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by a product moment of ash
what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)
Haiku # 36390 July 13, 2006 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos
Haiku # 36389 July 13, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by local bastards win
university of pennsylvania
new mengeles in disguise
likes to ruin family, test ones
***
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
***
My Penna Quaking friends
gave my wife to another man
i am waiting for the Boss to sing of me
Haiku # 36388 July 13, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
setting the serbs after me
it is the idea of some
the american dream
Haiku # 36387 July 13, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
pushing the serbs after me
is it an american idea
or what
Haiku # 36386 July 13, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
the renowned victim of the usa (the most)
made hot potato (written in tanakh)
returned to bloodthirsty serbs (revenge)
Haiku # 36385 July 13, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
what the fuck the serbs want
if they want my money
already gave some to them
Haiku # 36384 July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's the american dream
american punishment
or he was held up somewhere in tanakh
Haiku # 36383 July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by bertween the lines and lies
it's not easy being Milos in Serbia
when two Serbs are bad
Milos dead
Haiku # 36382 July 13, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck the serbs wnat
what they were told on Milos
what the fuck the serbs
Haiku # 36381 July 13, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
TV Politika stealing money from old Milos
So called quizz he's put on hold forever
Operator reads caller ID
Haiku # 36380 July 13, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by nab the bastards wherever they are
serbian bastards "know" who am i
cannot have a normal life here
it's the american punishment
Haiku # 36379 July 13, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
a mod like a god
needs to be original
hiya kitty cat
Haiku # 36378 July 13, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
Say No to Racism campaign
That slow poor fish had to
Cut off the entire match!
Haiku # 36377 July 13, 2006 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Zidane was right
If you don't play fair
You can't win none
Haiku # 36376 July 12, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crazy about B.A., platonically though
She knows it too
Not in this lifetime
Haiku # 36375 July 12, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Tick-tock, ya don
Haiku # 36373 July 11, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Hands at ten and two
Life equals a steering wheel
I drive with my knee
Haiku # 36372 July 11, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Believe it or not
The word 'gullible' is not
In dictionary
Haiku # 36371 July 11, 2006 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun rose this morning
Five Fucking Fifteen AM
Much too bright to sleep
Haiku # 36370 July 10, 2006 5:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Simultaneous
Ticker tape braille for the blind
Hearing foreign films
Haiku # 36369 July 10, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Lush
beneath a full moon
i contemplate the future
it's like, whatever
Haiku # 36368 July 10, 2006 6:51 am ET
by ash
Soft dappled green light
Shafts of sunlight pierce the trees
My Midsummer dream
*
The woods smell so fresh
The first clean smell after rain
Enchanted I sit
Haiku # 36367 July 10, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Beautiful woman
Softly her arms hold me close
She
Haiku # 36366 July 10, 2006 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Needle like Shower
My naked sleepy skin screams
Exhausted I wash
*
Five hours of Salsa
I ache from my head to toe
But it was fun though
Haiku # 36365 July 10, 2006 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
All the worlds a stage
And all the people are actors
I bags I
Haiku # 36364 July 10, 2006 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
small lizards scatter
mambas lurk in the green bush
i need a shower
Haiku # 36363 July 9, 2006 10:44 am ET
by ap of Bioko Island
nothing personal
but i'm not talking to you
or to someone else
Haiku # 36362 July 8, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by ash
There's one golden rule
"Don't start land wars in Asia"
There. Is that so hard?
Haiku # 36361 July 8, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Poets are liars
Haikuists tell only truth
Odd that both are true
Haiku # 36360 July 8, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
We are so lonely
Lonely - we live as we breathe
As we breathe, alone
Haiku # 36359 July 8, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fuck this, today's half
gone and all I've done is come
downstairs to make tea.
Haiku # 36358 July 8, 2006 7:56 am ET
by Ghost No 9
You talkin' to me?
For this type of (bad) haiku
just counting's required.
Haiku # 36357 July 8, 2006 7:53 am ET
by OJs Girl of England
no conversation
i'm not sure you have the skills
not that i can tell
Haiku # 36356 July 8, 2006 5:00 am ET
by ash
Familiar has just
three syllables the way that
I say it, so there!
Haiku # 36355 July 7, 2006 6:47 pm ET
by OJs girl
Words work hard for me:
Echelons, gnomicism,
Troglodyte, Frisbee.
Haiku # 36354 July 7, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Phlegmy
My girl is love sick.
Does that make me an illness
infecting a wound?
Haiku # 36353 July 7, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by office jockey of England
Haiku: thoughts and words
Thoughts that breathe, and words that burn
Not the crap I write
Haiku # 36352 July 7, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Paracetamol,
gets u well. Hugs and kisses
make you feel better!!
Haiku # 36351 July 7, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by office jockey of England