if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy

hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live

zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin

I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking

Viktor Frankl wrote
on 'Man's search for meaning',
then he fell down dead

don't waste your sad life
make your existence count some
writing bad haiku

Defy conventions
Seven syllables - why?
Only I keep count

go digg in the graveyard
and gratefully lick neitzche's rotten ass again
thats all you can do

God is Dead.....so dead
Hip Hip Hooray for Neitzche
Cosmic angst teacher

Insult my twaddle?
Really stinks in the middle.

Dude - thats your anus!

Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay

two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain

It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page

It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page

I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
whateva
cool
be real
stay loose

wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure

return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons

a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons

i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates

haiku by the yard
he's a bard of sweaty lard
and not some retard

clang clang sweet poontang
hear manic neurones go bang
pull your verbal whang

Oh wow, you're pregnant!?!?
What a wonderful blessing!

My mistake, you chub.

Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?

You desperate perv!
Larger ladies attractive?

Vast sweaty butt crack!

Hey! Haiku! Haiku!
It's quite the fun thing to do
I'm atheist Jew

Have you done a fart?
Perhaps you've shit your self?

It's just how I smell

inversion table
stretch my aching spine out flat
fat hairy baby

forgot to add name!
Valerian working in my brain
do you feel the same?

This one is happy
happy happy joy joy joy!

Very short and snappy

Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool -
you hateful bastards

Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy
Public watch 'Pop Idol'

Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name

Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin

We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)

Sleeping is banned
Listen to my engine roar
(I have a small cock)

Ha ha ha hee hee
I'm the drunk outside your flat
Archetypal twat

Anonymously
Unloading my hate is fun
Dignity has worth

You shitty peasant
Rot in your council estate
Parasitic leech

Drunk voice in the street
What is the purpose of you?
Another moron

Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.

Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December

Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......

Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger

Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!

It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit

Trainee Counsellor,
Really hate stupid people,
Just want easy cash

Drivel laden verse
Longing 'bout the good old days
The old fogies rule

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(='.'=)
('')_('')

show me your secrets
i won't tell anybody
my memory's shot

a man of business
precedes a name on tombstone
here and everywhere

faithful Achates
alas! the fleeting years glide on
consider the end