spam beautiful spam
spam, spam, luverly spam, spam
spam wonderful spam

the way i read it
the sound of one's hand crapping
doesn't count at all

five craps
seven craps
five craps

*Emeril Lagasse goes spelunking*

BAM! BAm! Bam! bam! bam!
Better than a roasted duck;
echoes in a cave.

my heart is not on
it is not in a pan or
in the sky, why try

the postman is gay
Homosexual package
(the male must get through)

blended family
why does that term make me think :
"hannibal lecter"

thin clouds pass full moon
an african moon delight
homesik overwhelms

yes yes yes yes
aleskandar crkvenjakov
i've gotta a friend in belgrade [serbia]

USA has done me vicious
Thing, really bad
Do they know Gxd

The only thing I can say
Fuck yourself
The most vicious sobs there are

Just would like to know
Why I was targeted
And Who owns mine now?

XXI century
USA destroys my family
noone to be responsible

American problem

Milos is lying
there is 300 million of us
and we all carry a squeaky clean pants

People harmed by the Nazis
Probably feel the same pain
The Americans have caused to me

WHAT AMERICANS HAD DONE TO ME
IN 2002 CAN BE COMPARED
ONLY TO A NAZI SET MIND

how nice

to be the no.1 country in the world
and to destroy a little guy like me
U.S.A. has made me flattered

usa has stolen in the past
it stole from me
i know it stole from me

just

oooh, serbians are so flexible
they are now picking on the best one
somebody told them to

totally awesome
a bunch of "adult" web links
thanks be to whankers

forget the Exit next year
just like the kings do
boycott the shiyatt

freedom, my ass
melting pot, my ass
who the hell sux here?!!!!

b92 sux monkey's ass
don't come to belgrade
screw serbia

Robinson Crusoe
Fucked cross dresser 6 days straight
became Man Friday

Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man!

(I'm Randy Savage)

When you were young....and
your heart was an open boooook
Slash sucked Duff's fat cock

Dear Arbman of MOOOOO
Writing a decent haiku
Seems quite beyond you

Oral Sex anagram
Suck my hose, Mr Axl Rose
Tired of your 80's pose

Live and let dive, man!
Wait, what was I saying now?...
Ah, you suck my cock!!

Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat

add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!

What is there to do?
Let's just eat and fuck all night
Hedonists! UNITE!

Going to Starbucks
Four dollars for a latte
It is liquid crack

Sitting on the john
Fuck! Who the hell just walked in?
Hate shitting at work

if men are from mars
and women are from venus
where are dumbshits from

Eight-Five-Sixty Two
Marilyn Monroe found dead
Suicide my ass

melting' pot haiku

if true is that catholics organized
my projection from usa
then it is one stinky junk

you know!!! I believe you!!!
talk to me what to do!!!
who needs reasons when we have smartass like you !!!

turn down the volume
there's more than should be aloud
or even allowed

idiots!!! thats what you are
fuckin idiots!!!
all of you

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

A mismatch by choice
One petite soft feminine
Other large uncouth

A single look stuns
With fervor she holds my gaze
Eyes blaze with passion

Soft, my loves lips kiss
Held hard her soft body yields
Passion takes control

Quantity goes up
Quality goes down and down
Chess think a little
-
Try engaging brain
Before you send your drivel
It

You tiny ants suck
Flakes of my omniscience
Solipsists unite

Animal sex smell
Musky pheremones on heat
Wash your armpits dude

Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi

Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat