W.B. Yeats
West Frankin St. Irish Pub
has authentic food

stimulace of sense
touch the inteneration
free from purity

Reign abnegation
Lame in rain, assignation
Shameful relation

Little bug in code
Discovered just this morning
Fixed! Fuck off spambots

remember the letter
comparing handwritings
and other idiot, morbid ideas

i think now those cops
that were sreaming, alluding
back in a day

that milos was guilty
for death of jon bennet
should pay in their blood, amen

speaking of love..huh
the four letter SQUARE DANCE
forget eating pi

finally reached a point
home or boiling, moral game
apex of my mind

Beer condensation
Foiled by "No Fat Chicks" Coozie
Hail the modern age

I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.

Weak captcha seems borked
Back to ye old drawing board
War against spambots

Ju lii ette
I like your
balcony

Yeah I know it sux
9 years of open posting
Comes to a quick end

Pre-Op Transgender
From God; Return to Sender
Pudenda Bender

Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope

alphanumeric
you tax my poor memory
i need an upgrade

so it's come to this
high security haiku
fuck the terrorists

An overdue fine?
Forgot my library books,
went on vacation.

You ever wonder
why some arseholes are alive?
Just what are they for?

Maybe I should leave?
Nearly emigrated once
Toronto is nice

Dear Betrand Russell
we could use your mind right now
the world is fucked

Pour me some more wine
I dont usually drink
but this wine is nice

Had to implement
A little captcha image
To defeat spambots

(sorry)

Stars of dead Actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Always under foot

Spam bots inhabit
Interesting hybrids of
Various countries.

Xenophobia. Wedge politics.
Scare campaign. Milos now
Paying the exemplary toll

Birthday presents? ...tut
Who needs that pain in the butt?
A card should suffice

Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school

What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway

Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car

this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch

Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money

Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?

A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts

Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?

oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice

fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit

it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind

due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six

head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.

cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird

Entitled: Colloquial Locution
In 'merican 'burbs
Few ponder the plight of Serbs
Please spare us your blurbs

Silly army boy
your forged haiku do not go
unnoticed 'round here

Giving up smoking
Nicotine Craving becomes
Lunatic Raving.

thank you!
great site!
good design!
nice work!
buy a dildo bich!

bulb

i am the master of haiku or monster i am yours new god

haiku haiku on the wall
I prefer a bottle of
saaakeee martini

goth deth or must die
then everybody die

Hey Zabadooey
Seems you forgot to mention
'Raging Egotist'