Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
broken again and again
by the waves . . .
the moon so easily mends
Haiku # 37103 August 28, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by sad mommy <3 of kalifornia
milk and sun risen
hands that bleed from daily kneed
busted ego life's sweat
Haiku # 37102 August 28, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by pioneer
get wind of aware
near permissible limit
sound a rousing call
Haiku # 37101 August 28, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by gigue
Good people despair
as to how to feed their child;
you will never care
Haiku # 37100 August 28, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by chessbored of jaded
Connected from birth
you assume it's all on merit;
lie easily - how?
Haiku # 37099 August 28, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by chessbored of hmmmm
life served on a plate
unknowing and ungrateful;
undeserving man
Haiku # 37098 August 28, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
electrostatic
a like attraction between
one part hydrogen
Haiku # 37094 August 28, 2006 8:42 am ET
by oxygen-ette :)
so much easier
if women had subtitles
"you know what i mean"
Haiku # 37093 August 28, 2006 7:43 am ET
by ash
a personal wish
may bad haiku smack your bot
and punch your lights out
Haiku # 37092 August 28, 2006 4:11 am ET
by ash
ups and downs are huge
I will offer this .. nothing
I hear you.. your heart @

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the house is haunted
dark cold filthy shadows move
get out while you can

I found the sun-day
my heart was alive with love
in the son.. safe place

stairway to heaven
another path and direction
there's still time for me
Haiku # 37086 August 27, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by woodchuckette
Lovely laughing eyes
Corners of the mouth tuned up
A smile seduces
Haiku # 37085 August 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
an invented prose
characters are important
conveys point of view

i cry CRESCENDO!!!
illuminate this volume
light in sound glory
Haiku # 37084 August 27, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by gigue
screw milos, was easy
if he ever disagrees
Ryan'll kick him a carrot
Haiku # 37083 August 27, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Milos, Americans took turns
When 17 of us left
all three had their fangs in the fly
Haiku # 37082 August 27, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
we expected him to be cooler
When the Albanian fucked his wife
The bastrd is still hot
Haiku # 37081 August 27, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Milos the Bastard
we robbed milos guy
and don
Haiku # 37080 August 27, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
i, ryan the great
the commandeer of the forces
order milos to orbit
Haiku # 37079 August 27, 2006 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a little green thing says
staying just three feet away
milos american did u in
Haiku # 37078 August 27, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
fuk milos fuk
he be orbittting
we hid our schliss under carpet
Haiku # 37077 August 27, 2006 7:54 am ET
by heya
we the flawless nation
do not approve of any
impudence on miloses life
Haiku # 37076 August 27, 2006 7:51 am ET
by fukin a
If American Judge kills a man
We all STAND AS 1
The Spirit of Musketeers

Oh it is so romantic
We are THE FLAWLESS NATION
OH, THAT BASTARD MILOS
Haiku # 37075 August 27, 2006 7:49 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Keep on orbiting
that's what the man said
[no wait, better] stick it under the carpet
Haiku # 37074 August 27, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your pledges of justice
real in the flicks only
no good flicks no more
Haiku # 37073 August 27, 2006 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A planet no more,
Pluto we hardly knew you
Keep on orbiting.
Haiku # 37072 August 27, 2006 5:40 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Milos dude.. what the fuck?
I don't get it .. I'm sorry
need more data.. 5
Haiku # 37071 August 27, 2006 3:35 am ET
by gigue and a robot

a living proof, got it made
the next thing i knew
was exile flight to serbia

brokened family, stolen values
who's gonna strike it rich
with my possessions in usa
Haiku # 37070 August 27, 2006 3:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
once you possess values
and haven't joined the pack
they'll find the way to destroy you

such is democracy, this is A.
the land of opportunity
for those naive souls

believe in miracles
they are meant for the chosen
who steal from those lucky

they'll find ways to mess you
have your heart failing meal
on your last exile flight
Haiku # 37069 August 27, 2006 2:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
self definition
creating itself in waves
i am that i am
Haiku # 37068 August 27, 2006 12:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
twenty four seven
delerium sectioned off
is this really me?
Haiku # 37067 August 27, 2006 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so it seems as if
i fucked the last one up
just like this one too
Haiku # 37066 August 27, 2006 12:31 am ET
by kcuf
insert bad haiku
more pixels on the screen
wondering wonder
Haiku # 37065 August 27, 2006 12:25 am ET
by kcuf
a scrumptious breakfast
delicious lunch and dinner
a pile of shit, flushed
Haiku # 37064 August 26, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by void
into spodumene
of interest sway clarity
symbolic gesture
Haiku # 37063 August 26, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by gigue
lead by exapmple
is the best teaching for kids
they will follow you

little girls so love
their daddys, oh their daddys
she'll do what you like
Haiku # 37062 August 26, 2006 12:38 pm ET
by just watchin my daddy
ocean's journey deep
he's gonna bring me down ..so down
look at all the fish

a curse is a curse
a tale that is told lived old
circled again ..time
Haiku # 37061 August 26, 2006 12:24 pm ET
by corpus delicti
Thank you Dear,
You' re my light
Sure, there are lights

Do not know their names
The time passes by
Wonder what it will say
Haiku # 37060 August 26, 2006 10:37 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
here's a secret place
Milos Vujasinovic
i wish you light .
Haiku # 37059 August 26, 2006 4:20 am ET
by a flower in brooklyn
where is Roger Moore?
RogerMoore may hide inside
Konnery-for-Less
Haiku # 37058 August 26, 2006 3:30 am ET
by octo-my-what-say? of james, OH
my daughter's gone now
lightening shatters the dark dawn. . .
my tears hide the rain
Haiku # 37057 August 26, 2006 3:18 am ET
by sad mother of kalifornia
Out there, there is pain
In here, there is pain; oh god,
Another season
Haiku # 37056 August 26, 2006 2:37 am ET
by fuck enlightenment
clandestine puzzle
intention of decieving
obscure dark and vaugue

filament of mine
flourished by nature of love
inside time's blossom
Haiku # 37055 August 25, 2006 12:07 pm ET
by gigue
Climbing Clematis
To conceal the confinement
Useless vain attempt
^
As obvious as
Wallpaper in a prison cell
It
Haiku # 37054 August 25, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Spair some thought
Black hedonistic
Corkscrew apple tree bites dog
Cheep sheep creep tide bow
Haiku # 37053 August 25, 2006 9:38 am ET
by Stop posting computer generated Haiku
rampaging dawn night fool
remain hung solid oak
defeat reaper win once
Haiku # 37052 August 25, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Lear
Straining to see sky
Hemmed in by my emotions
Highest walls of all
^
Each glance costs me dear
More and more free choice is lost
Shoring up my faith
^
Not a faith in god
But in my abilities
Mind numbing problems
^
Self doubt, self esteem
Belief is an all-time low
Need help and support
^
Selective deafness
Non-comprehension only
Offered in plenty
Haiku # 37051 August 25, 2006 8:03 am ET
by give me some thought
nothing to repent
constantly intransigent
decidedly bent
Haiku # 37050 August 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by ash
To : Mr. Shaved Balls

If the hand offends
then by all means cut it off
is all I'm asking

I could say bad things
puppies have smelly asses
and you sniff em all

of course the last time
I asked you a question..pfft
you became spanish Papi

STEELERS RULE!!! na na na na na ` ROSHAMBO!!
Haiku # 37049 August 25, 2006 1:25 am ET
by Gypsyrsle
prize their negligence for family laws
considered destroying my family
safeguarding ignorance
Haiku # 37048 August 25, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
prize their freedom
considered precious intrinsic
safeguarding wisdom
Haiku # 37047 August 24, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by foxkit
Pluto no longer
a planet. So, is Goofy
still a Disney dog?
Haiku # 37046 August 24, 2006 3:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix