Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
Haiku # 37238 September 6, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
Haiku # 37237 September 6, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
Haiku # 37236 September 5, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
Haiku # 37235 September 5, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
Haiku # 37234 September 5, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
Haiku # 37233 September 5, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
Haiku # 37232 September 5, 2006 6:27 am ET
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
Haiku # 37231 September 5, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
Haiku # 37230 September 5, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
Haiku # 37229 September 5, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
Haiku # 37228 September 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
Haiku # 37227 September 4, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226 September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225 September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
Haiku # 37224 September 4, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why
Haiku # 37223 September 4, 2006 11:17 am ET
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
Haiku # 37222 September 4, 2006 6:41 am ET
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
Haiku # 37221 September 4, 2006 1:26 am ET
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
Haiku # 37220 September 4, 2006 1:20 am ET
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
Haiku # 37219 September 3, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though
Haiku # 37218 September 3, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
Haiku # 37217 September 3, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
Haiku # 37216 September 3, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
Haiku # 37215 September 3, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
Haiku # 37214 September 3, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
Haiku # 37213 September 3, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by gigue
cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
Haiku # 37212 September 3, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
Haiku # 37211 September 3, 2006 3:50 am ET
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 37210 September 3, 2006 3:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
Haiku # 37209 September 3, 2006 2:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208 September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207 September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206 September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205 September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204 September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203 September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202 September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201 September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200 September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199 September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198 September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
Haiku # 37197 September 1, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
Haiku # 37196 September 1, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point

guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
Haiku # 37195 September 1, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente

Haiku # 37194 September 1, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
Haiku # 37192 September 1, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Serbs are not learning a thing
cock-a-doodle-do!
Oral sex is good for you!
But the view is bad
Haiku # 37191 August 31, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by chessbored of sucky sucky
please suck my lozenge,
soothing for sore aching throats
but it tastes like cock
Haiku # 37190 August 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of spunkadelic
bitter angry bile.
what life could easily be?
look at what it is!!!












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Haiku # 37189 August 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of the nausea is back
Slaves forced to labour,
but then they got room and board;
Same shit now reversed!!!
Haiku # 37188 August 31, 2006 10:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck The Man