Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Need some company?
Do you want your Nilly rubbed?
Give you a good time!
Haiku # 37506 October 17, 2006 10:47 am ET
by World
I
Haiku # 37505 October 17, 2006 10:40 am ET
by Deviant behavior
summer's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you fool
Haiku # 37504 October 17, 2006 10:19 am ET
by ash
i cleaned my keyboard
now words can flow easier
if i have any
Haiku # 37503 October 17, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
i've seen a squonk's tears
your syntax brings me undone
waiting for that taste
Haiku # 37502 October 17, 2006 9:26 am ET
by ash
google is your friend
rubbernilly overclocks
and he likes folding
Haiku # 37501 October 17, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
stop and make pause here
so what's a rubbernilly??
take time to wonder
Haiku # 37500 October 16, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by new one on me
So full of myself
"How happy do I make her?"
I'll write crap haiku.
Haiku # 37499 October 16, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by rubbernilly
changing leaves fallen
colors of death challenge to
visions of re-birth
Haiku # 37498 October 16, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Any Major Dude
i remember fights
conflicts, arguments but as
things go, words can clog
Haiku # 37497 October 16, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Any Major Dude
Wraps arms around me
Beauty that is Jimila
Smiling teasing me
*
Talk to her softly
Tell her I
Haiku # 37496 October 16, 2006 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
hot dogs rock
chicken fingers too
cheese cheese cheese
Haiku # 37495 October 15, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Kramer Middleton
Ineffable sight
With an "F"-able crevice
Laughable haiku
Haiku # 37494 October 15, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Lush
put your hands down there
go ahead grab on it
and say.. SUPERSTAR!!!!
Haiku # 37493 October 15, 2006 3:32 am ET
by spreadin some luvvvv xxoxox muwahhhhh
I Drove across country
Landed in Cali and can't
find someone to hold
Haiku # 37492 October 15, 2006 1:48 am ET
by kackarott of west l.a.
west los angeles
is just as lonely as a
quiet suicide
Haiku # 37491 October 15, 2006 1:38 am ET
by kackarott of west la
to hail and farewell
no disputing about taste
I adjust, j'adoube
Haiku # 37487 October 14, 2006 10:31 am ET
by invalid imagination
athlon xp-m
i plan to make you all hot
because i'm bothered
Haiku # 37486 October 14, 2006 8:12 am ET
by ash
quite normal being ?
not in my lifetime i say
with no plans to change
Haiku # 37485 October 14, 2006 8:10 am ET
by ash
Today
Haiku # 37484 October 14, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Thought of nothing ells of All day every day
Today
Haiku # 37483 October 14, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Thought about it today of This is fun
Today
Haiku # 37482 October 14, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Thought for tomorrow of Nothing surprises me now
Glad to hear it Ash
Had me worried for a while
You are quite normal?
Haiku # 37481 October 14, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Stop making excuses
General forum
Feel free to add your own thoughts
On day to day life
Haiku # 37480 October 14, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Not exclusively mine of Thought for today
Today
Haiku # 37479 October 14, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Thought for today of Modern world
how dare you flame me
i'm not a dirty old man
i'm just middle aged
Haiku # 37478 October 14, 2006 4:27 am ET
by ash
eighteen is okay
taste is very personal
she might like antiques
Haiku # 37477 October 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by ash
got in far enough
stir my emotions about
now.. sappy girl song

Haiku # 37476 October 13, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by this ones for u
volunteered spirit
all-embracing perspective
future survival
Haiku # 37475 October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by claim
Little face crowded
lovley people
Haiku # 37474 October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A twilight repose
Crepuscular emissions
Awoke encrusted
Haiku # 37473 October 13, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Lush
i'm sticking with ash
make no excuses here
a muse meant in fun
Haiku # 37472 October 13, 2006 10:02 am ET
by mellie
The sunset looked nice
Could it be from the fallout
From last week's big test?
Haiku # 37471 October 13, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Send eighteen year old
Oh Ash, can
Haiku # 37470 October 13, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Costly attributes
Playing the field loses friends
Find one stick to them
Haiku # 37469 October 13, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash amuses me
seasons aside hot or cold
spicing up my life
Haiku # 37468 October 13, 2006 3:40 am ET
by mellie
keep your diseases
you can send me your daughter
for summer muse meant
Haiku # 37467 October 12, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by ash
It rips past my ears
Bullet with some ones name on
Thank gods it
Haiku # 37466 October 12, 2006 10:22 am ET
by A Soldier anywhere
Widower, alone
An eighteen-year-old daughter
Bringing up on my own
Haiku # 37465 October 12, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Shade the Sky blue
The Earth brown, Green, red, yellow
This Rainbow, my home
Haiku # 37464 October 12, 2006 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 37463 October 12, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Stop making excuses
not in the running
i'm a bit quiet lately
whilst i catch my breath
Haiku # 37462 October 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by ash
IP. Mil
How easily you are traced
You
Haiku # 37461 October 12, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Conduct unbecoming
There are many hopes
Lay hidden within my text
Expressions of life
Haiku # 37460 October 12, 2006 6:21 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
What is it you want?
Me to express your desires?
Or show off your skill?
Haiku # 37459 October 12, 2006 6:17 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
I remain untouched
So please be gentle with me
Tease me, entice me
Haiku # 37458 October 12, 2006 6:13 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
Ah, stupidity
A cross-cultural phenom
Shared across borders
Haiku # 37457 October 11, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Night beings exist
Getting dark in Alaska
Soon he will be out
Haiku # 37456 October 11, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Darkness visible
Copper colored fence
Neighbors and me know our place
Hemmed in by boundaries
Haiku # 37455 October 11, 2006 9:28 am ET
by Each to his own
The oneness of Love
Found only in bed or dance
Expression, passion
Haiku # 37454 October 11, 2006 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress