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29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Stargate SG-1
Last ten shows begin Friday
Tenth and last season
Haiku # 38630 April 13, 2007 12:42 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
it doesn't mean shit
just a bunch of flap jack crap
out of my splatter
Haiku # 38629 April 12, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by ahh feel better
u tend to affairs
mine and thine to do no harm
tears in things of life

lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate
Haiku # 38628 April 12, 2007 7:24 pm ET
by if u must
nozzles make a stream
jumping jack liquid drops fall
for the fountains swell
Haiku # 38627 April 12, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by drip
problem is pica
the laughing gardener said
with dirt on his lips
Haiku # 38626 April 12, 2007 7:18 pm ET
by peas in a pod
he is egregious
ladies and mother's honor
formal character
Haiku # 38625 April 12, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by numb happens
robes bleed in purple
crowns glorified in cold days
scepters are of rank
Haiku # 38624 April 12, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by cashew brains
just got back from the
u tube website...star wars jokes
trek parodies...don't pan-ic

more than 575, #.000071 out
Haiku # 38623 April 12, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hock the telephone
recognizance warrants bail
for the talking head
Haiku # 38622 April 12, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by same as it was
marooned by Sir dare
dogmatist in a tomb of
familiar circles
Haiku # 38621 April 12, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by dirty deeds
obliquity sea
incrusted is warped escape
lining a sunned veil
Haiku # 38620 April 12, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by slip sliding away
yeah, kurt died but he
did answer the question what
does one hand clapping

sounds like, at the gates
of tralfamadore, and I'll
find pall malls to smoke

for him
Haiku # 38619 April 12, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
big fat shopping malls
are mushrooming out of earth
kick them if you can
Haiku # 38618 April 12, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by austrian shopping center hater of graz
kurt vonnegut died
but his memories still shine
he'd say "so it goes"
Haiku # 38617 April 12, 2007 7:40 am ET
by ash
the answer is yes
it's the inevitable
that's why Duran died
Haiku # 38616 April 11, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Obitz...
"Nappy-headed hos."
Imus is an idiot.
Now, get over it.


"Nappy-headed hos."
Much ado about nothing.
It's time to move on.
Haiku # 38615 April 11, 2007 8:07 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
my great friend's car door
has been denting my van door
she's mad that I asked

this makes me turn
I need 48 hours
a time to sort this



Haiku # 38614 April 11, 2007 9:57 am ET
by hmm
to be moody is
to have moments of great joy
and moments of mad

inspired despair, but
most moods fall inbetween, yes
make mind moody's, hmm?
Haiku # 38613 April 10, 2007 8:51 pm ET
by Mox
the celebrities
are not gods but are the great
influence, but so

ordinary deep down
with quirks, kindness. I'm glad we
have Eddie Murphy

for his name is great
and that man makes life truly
worth living to see
Haiku # 38612 April 10, 2007 9:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I tend to see the rev.
Al Sharpton as a sort of
McCarthy type, when

the controversy
dies down, then the voices go
the dead forgotten
Haiku # 38611 April 10, 2007 9:22 am ET
by Mox
the demons swear from a
body of a little girl
in "The Exorcist"

the point was to show
evil, Borat? to show the
absurd, art is sight
Haiku # 38610 April 10, 2007 9:21 am ET
by Mox
go faster you fool
i rev up my opteron
twenty-five percent

at stock voltages
i crank out those megahertz
sweet as super-pi

nary a blue screen
idling at thirty degrees
i am such a nerd
Haiku # 38609 April 10, 2007 2:45 am ET
by ash
paris said something
and nobody seemed to notice
the world we live in....
Haiku # 38608 April 9, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by watch your mouth
sounds like the ghosts of
don henley stalk the airwaves
of 80's memories
Haiku # 38606 April 9, 2007 8:06 pm ET
by Mox
what happens after
dirty laundry gets washed up
nothing it's a bore
Haiku # 38605 April 9, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by kick em ..
he once said to me
without trust there is no love
then he broke my heart

Haiku # 38604 April 9, 2007 4:59 pm ET
by stayed, forgave & questionned
the spirit of the
union of two souls if not
broken, is endless
Haiku # 38603 April 9, 2007 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
I have a huge ache
center of my shoulder blades
body sabotage
Haiku # 38602 April 9, 2007 11:24 am ET
by gotta stretch it out
speed licketysplit
mouth lapping at such a pace
it cuts you in two
Haiku # 38601 April 9, 2007 11:09 am ET
by snake tongue
older men younger men
age sometimes means not a thing
depends though don't it

met a younger man
he had more charm strength and grace
than some older gents

you just never know
when time is going to hit you
what then will you do?
Haiku # 38600 April 9, 2007 11:06 am ET
by power of the mind
Love Courtship Romance
Are they not worth some respect?
There
Haiku # 38599 April 9, 2007 9:54 am ET
by Dancing Fool
lasting impressions
romantic nights with sweet love
I'm such a sucker
Haiku # 38598 April 8, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by all about that drivel..
Lovely ambiance
Great music superb dancers
Beautiful woman

Was so good I thought
I
Haiku # 38597 April 8, 2007 10:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am learning what
reading and understanding
the mental, of yours

numbers and givens
alone hands or are friends real
testing the water
Haiku # 38596 April 8, 2007 3:50 am ET
by it is allright
A poem for Stuart
a for sure jack ass.. who knew??
incredible sloth
Haiku # 38595 April 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by venting for me
he: the best defense
then she: is a strong offense
collective one strong

they: give it a rest
she: (keeps quiet aware)
him: (smiles and laughs)

Haiku # 38594 April 8, 2007 1:39 am ET
by went to the store
have a wink of bless
drain the cup of misery
with cheer ache pleasure
Haiku # 38593 April 7, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by I wanna go fishing again
if this is easter
where are wester and norther
perhaps they've gone south
Haiku # 38592 April 7, 2007 7:53 am ET
by ash
need millions, retire??
not really look at cousin
broke and don't do shit
Haiku # 38591 April 6, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mousey May
feeble badinage
amid the lame entourage
HBO doth blow
Haiku # 38590 April 6, 2007 5:39 pm ET
by Lush
Dance till late again
Although one thirty pm
My bed beckons me

Dance twice on Friday
Dance seven days a week now
Soon be obsessive
Haiku # 38589 April 6, 2007 8:14 am ET
by Dancing Fool
coyotes howling
although while my eyes are closed
it is CATS I see
Haiku # 38588 April 5, 2007 3:37 am ET
by right outside my window
no star has fallen
cascading from heaven's hold
where my trip clears these

it was his alter
those king's and knights weilded swords
upon the fair seas

I say hello dear
he asks me what is my fear
the wall is built strong

not much of nothing
could forever size in all
everything falls.........

love delivers
IT dances devilishly
is love it? what is...
Haiku # 38587 April 5, 2007 2:36 am ET
by on the other side
to seek love is the
harshest but greatest task of
the human being

which causes the great
joys and sufferings of this
present world we live...in
Haiku # 38586 April 4, 2007 9:23 pm ET
by Mox
Fond Memories


She's a six. Dates eights.
She can do better than me.
Told me I'm a one.

Told her "I am not."
I said "I'm at least a two."
She burst out laughing

Hot or Not web site.
I'm Definitely Not Hot.
My rating: a Two.

She scarred me for life
That evil cold heartened witch
I am to a two

Asked her for a dance
She looked me up and down. "No!"
"You're too ugly to be seen with. Now go away."

Haiku # 38585 April 4, 2007 8:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wonderful dancer
Responsive but controlled
She
Haiku # 38584 April 4, 2007 9:02 am ET
by William Nippress
choice at own sweet will
without a rhyme or reason
induldging my mood
Haiku # 38583 April 3, 2007 2:12 pm ET
by baked crackers
when a soul stops to
relax and get off the ger-
bil wheel, there's more ground
Haiku # 38582 April 3, 2007 8:20 am ET
by Mox
I don't know if folks
who let their jobs rule their lives
know what it is to...

well, live...putting off
tomorrow for a dollar
a life of paychecked...
Haiku # 38581 April 2, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by Mox
Hard work and planning
ensures a future pay off.
LazY pays off NoW !! :)
Haiku # 38580 April 2, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by doh dee doh dee doh