Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
loads of makeup on
going to the doc to score
some there..lady things
Haiku # 38735 May 2, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by tranny
I have no doubt dear
the last one won't work so well
decision hour
Haiku # 38734 May 2, 2007 11:11 am ET
by missing points
sincerity false
some box's are too easy
been there done that
Haiku # 38733 May 2, 2007 11:08 am ET
by you may get the wrong idea here
things i've confirmed here :
i'm too sorry for myself
and you rub it in
Haiku # 38732 May 2, 2007 10:37 am ET
by mox (nah, actually it was ash)
bottle cap conducts
scince fair business is such
it's pretty peaceful
Haiku # 38731 May 2, 2007 1:19 am ET
by beautiful reasons
your love light shined through
saw the world within U 2
issues are on me
Haiku # 38730 May 2, 2007 1:17 am ET
by strangled
lit fused with a con
just dreaming to breathe..see
that's confused -AD
Haiku # 38729 May 2, 2007 1:14 am ET
by it is fuckin exhausting
Sleep deprivation
perchance, dream Abigail's theme
but herself could see

going down alone
sensational one peril
piper's danger zone

edges of selfish
where you leave no legacy
for babes to swallow
Haiku # 38728 May 2, 2007 1:08 am ET
by dust to dust
Get a grip on life
Your interpretation
Haiku # 38727 May 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by Not max
Only thing to say
Haiku is but one stanza
Jesus fucking christ
Haiku # 38726 May 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by J
why are you people so unspiritual and why do i let you get to me when I should be minding my own business even trying to think that you'll accept anything i saw without a hint of Satanic mockery or a desire for revenge or resentment
Haiku # 38725 May 1, 2007 11:05 am ET
by Mox
let's hope I mean this
this time...goodbye?
Haiku # 38724 May 1, 2007 10:37 am ET
by Mox
an excersise in
ricochet jitterbug jazz
anything in hand
Haiku # 38722 May 1, 2007 1:15 am ET
by safety rzor
people I admire
mostly smell funny and don't
get outside too much
Haiku # 38721 May 1, 2007 12:59 am ET
by limbo
it's a big mistake
insulting alligator
afer river cross
Haiku # 38720 May 1, 2007 12:32 am ET
by wanna go home
either way you are
do it regret it or don't
she stands in fire
Haiku # 38719 May 1, 2007 12:29 am ET
by strong woman
the 1st grape was sweet
in search again through bitters
til sweet arises
Haiku # 38718 May 1, 2007 12:01 am ET
by gandy dancer
nothing impossible
have you ever tried to slam
a revolving door??
Haiku # 38717 April 30, 2007 11:54 pm ET
by the beasts last laugh
advantage you have
you can kiss my ass as to
where.. I just cannot
Haiku # 38716 April 30, 2007 11:51 pm ET
by oralism
inclined to forget
illusionary use of myth
rewrite the virus
Haiku # 38715 April 30, 2007 11:46 pm ET
by break break break the...
danced, cried, laughed and died
fire burnes mah-jongg's tiles
message left in soot


Haiku # 38714 April 30, 2007 11:43 pm ET
by hobble de hoy
looked her in the eye
said "you mean nothing to me"
swells of sweepy stride
Haiku # 38713 April 30, 2007 11:38 pm ET
by mirrors
damn this wine tastes
it sucks more than anything
down good and bloody
Haiku # 38712 April 30, 2007 11:27 pm ET
by Lick my chakra
not just dealing with
death.. but giving it a long
hard, sloppy-word kiss
Haiku # 38711 April 30, 2007 11:24 pm ET
by vampire slayer
whoa hey it's like a
koala bear crapped a rainbow
in my brain..
Haiku # 38710 April 30, 2007 11:20 pm ET
by Captain Murphy
sincere incidence
cut out paradox moment
to REM sleep
Haiku # 38709 April 30, 2007 11:17 pm ET
by brier
simply connected
waves water onto the shore
by one's first idea
Haiku # 38708 April 30, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by fly away
shotgun house and tell
in relational grammar
as a prig primate
Haiku # 38707 April 30, 2007 11:10 pm ET
by sine
the news sheets contain
the melody of the show of spin
the drama of the

media obcessed
world which history flashes
images of horror

and protest, psychopath
indifferent to the self
babbling on and on

about nothing, we
see nothing on the news on
reminded of words
Haiku # 38706 April 30, 2007 8:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the cycle of time
repeats itself till time comes
to an end itself

which is an empty
skull in a catacomb in
the killing fields of

Cambodia, or on
a slab in an icy tomb
or dust in a test

tube, once human, done
recycled, pickled, morbid
bits of human stuff
Haiku # 38705 April 30, 2007 8:38 am ET
by Mox
what do you tell your
children when they ask why the
sky is blue, the truth?
Haiku # 38704 April 30, 2007 8:31 am ET
by Mox
Ok lets try this
Max your wonderful, handsome
You
Haiku # 38703 April 30, 2007 7:28 am ET
by On and on and on and on and on
call it what you will
we never said it was art
but at least we tried
Haiku # 38702 April 30, 2007 6:10 am ET
by ash
reversion of tide
a counter-change makes fortune
deep roots, wrong side out

dull titillation
pillow burning flannel flames
in twilight nightmares

divination by
curious illustration
salt, nails, winds and dreams
Haiku # 38701 April 29, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by fee-faw-fum sniff
at those secret games
played at skull and bones some guess
gossip, write books for

Barnes and Nobles folks looking for
ghosts and aliens and you've
your own madman ;)
Haiku # 38700 April 29, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by Mox
i don't recall much
rain and rain and the heavy casket
acid in my throat
Haiku # 38699 April 29, 2007 3:46 pm ET
by ap
I know, I know, I
got my own flaws big time, but
there's something to be

said about rising
up above it all, or more thoughts
sometimes art is fun

even if it isn't art
we can have fun educated
out of us or, as

bruce lee put it
a teacher is a guide to
more things like such...

my poetry isn't that good
that's how I feel reading
your stuff when I am at peace
Haiku # 38698 April 29, 2007 12:20 pm ET
by Mox
indeed pure perturbation
and lack of education
leads to more times

of mutual masturbation
what a sensation
they said down at the station
Haiku # 38697 April 29, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
I like to watch turkeys
and see them goof around
over birdseed and bread

I like fairly cheap American and Canadian beers, and I like to have peace of mind

don't u?
Haiku # 38696 April 29, 2007 12:03 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if the ash
is a hole or from the tree
it's human behavior

there is no logic, no
reason, only emotional blockades
I shall storm your beaches
and liberate your french...

wine? when those who stifle their style voice concern about others

they and i fight on and on
and the call order to put down the words...

Gethsemanie, I wonder if
we can leave websites at
the Cross, what would you

all leave at the Cross
and what would happen to
you if you did?
Haiku # 38695 April 29, 2007 11:43 am ET
by Mox
life was meant to enjoy
sadly some people don't get this fact
and continue to provoke

with nothing in front of
them, they are nothing, always will be nothing

till they grow out of the cavern in Socrates parable
and see the sun for the first time
Haiku # 38694 April 29, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Mox
the voices are sometimes
best learned in silence which is
why so many in spots

say nothing to the swine
they live with in everyday life
because swine trample pearls

aggresion and war
gore on the knives of those
who resented saying

"we were just protecting outselves"
cambodia and kent state
the killing fields of auschwitz

bones in the face, can
you hide from the negative
with new age ideas and talk

about second comings when
right here, right now is the place
where we all live and wish

and dream
Haiku # 38693 April 29, 2007 11:38 am ET
by Mox
drugged out poets
hanging out in droves, selfish
eternally damned, self glorifying
and most of all, pathetic
Haiku # 38692 April 29, 2007 11:35 am ET
by Mox
a kind answer sometimes
turns away anger, I wonder if
you understand this fact
Haiku # 38691 April 29, 2007 11:35 am ET
by Mox
so we break the forms
because all these words we speak
here form the passive

illusion of what is right
and what is wrong but
the leaves still fall and

the sun still burns, and
the rain still comes, people die
people are born and still

phaisees and sadduces will
always be, until whatever nation they represent goes up in eternal flame, this life is too short to give a shit
Haiku # 38690 April 29, 2007 11:30 am ET
by Mox
repetitive conformity
and criticism is not
and never will be art
Haiku # 38689 April 29, 2007 11:27 am ET
by Mox
perseveration ?
and clang association ?
more medication !
Haiku # 38688 April 29, 2007 9:18 am ET
by ash
Max May meditate
But because bemused by bad
Using words starting with the same letter does not make Haiku any more than this one!
For gods sake put some content in!

This one is not by Max although you may have thought so. The clue is its not boring and it doesn
Haiku # 38687 April 29, 2007 7:56 am ET
by Max not I
spring sprung sproing sprang sprouts
fully, foilage, flacidly
birds shit on car door
Haiku # 38686 April 28, 2007 7:45 pm ET
by Mox
because i could do
i got to three gigahertz
i am such a nerd
Haiku # 38685 April 28, 2007 7:15 am ET
by ash