the haikus are fun
just fun, plain, truth, smile, smack me
give myself black eye

another day 1
that's it this is the last time
hope I don't get fat

rats snails and those tails
my mom takes care of herself
I am oh so happy

words echo not hers
what is coming down is dead
that is life in vain

Snow clouds, puppy dogs
Rainbows, butterflies, ice cream
Lets' pee on your mom

why must she follow
thought of her better than that
oy she bought into

so says yoda.. DO
OR NOT DO THERE IS NO TRY
little green cutie

pink floyd just do it
that psychedelic breakfast
well my mind's a blank

imagine twinkies
science experiments like
oh, say this wild one

look for a book called Twinkie: Deconstructed

if we put one of
these dells in a catapult
a results website?

I gotta wonder
how strong I can really be
can I beat these things

interesting word
it reminds me of a snake
that's new stuff on me

dammit where is it
my dictionary.. I need
to look that word up

nicotine aha
AA daddy says it's worse
than heroin kill

but you can't get a
concubine on the dollar
menu with that salt...

well I am thinking
tantric frustration would be
best kundalinied...

three of death doublers
absolutely are a fix
you need another deal

I chew tobacco
when I write so there's a fact
no one wants to know

your mouth that is full
makes me wonder what the fuck
has occupied it

is three doubles with
mayo at McDonalds more
a death row request?

so tomorrow she
she that is me and so on
will be quite bitchy

well the weirdest thing
has happened, I'm speechless eh
mr. mouth is now full

anyway I decide
I like to run bike and swim
more than drink and smoke

dancing with the stars
bonks head, dancing seeing stars
is that pay per view?

I want a Whopper
Mayo and ketchup all over
and double the cheese

miller high life, gots
to sit down and drink sometime
when all is said, done...

if god is jealous
he must be pissed at the pope
all that toe kissing

kick off! the ko'an
what is the sound of one field goal
clapping? red zone

the dam bursts and so
the words flow like water so
I'll break out the wine

say zen a mantra
holy hell batman it's time
I'm goin fourteener

u know what Marx said
religion is a drug of
some masses, Cath'lick

my God, is it true?
Haiku 3:16 the style
is right, the right #

the scariest part
is what hell will cross my mind
over the few days

some guy in 'Bama
Eugene Walters, said hi, The
Great Santini points...

refers to paychecks
cut down to waste talents which
thank God for Dilbert

it won't be easy
but i gotta let it go
screw his drunk momma

I heard in the news
ceos finally are
getting, eh, downsized :)

the only choice with
voices in my head is to
conclude, this odd touch...

someone managed to
hook a direct tv in
my mind to MTV2

it will cause unrest
the bossman will grow angry
calls it the highroad

you make me stronger
now, your words encourage and
I wish I had been...

more a smile to your faces...

thinking about it
yesterday's mile was great
those senses say yes

from in to put out
strengths are under self attack
rhyme to conquer hell

always a bad moon
a rising but what comes after
the old new moon

Fifty-six hours straight
A little manic at first
Then we danced as one
*
Then she found herself
Her precise delicate steps
Took me to the edge
*
Dancing with passion
The world ceased to exist
The dream became real
*
Made the dance her own
Hypnotized by her magic
I gasped for my breath
*
That was good I said
Incredibly she said

purify your soul
cause I only wanted to
see you laughing there

the eras of time
record tragedy in deed
and stone foundation...

I have a strong urge
to go to a large cool lake
and cannonball in

one smart man walks strong
watching and learning it all
he sees laughs and cries

put on your swim suits
rays are delightful today
sprinkle of fake rain

bloomin foul cess pool
smeared with corruption unkind
beastly quagmire