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29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
taking a nice bath
feeding a miauing cat
incompatible
Haiku # 39148 June 9, 2007 3:12 pm ET
by Austria of Austrian bath tube
who owns me but me
thinking too complicated
too i'll take a bath
Haiku # 39147 June 9, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by Austrian Freud Friend of Austrian culture is better than American porn
incorporating
your environment you have
no alternative
Haiku # 39146 June 9, 2007 2:36 pm ET
by Austrian fool of love of Austrian Himmelbett
my love and me had
spaghetti carbonara
we had each other
Haiku # 39145 June 9, 2007 2:33 pm ET
by Austrian of Austrian kitchen
What you said was
Haiku # 39144 June 9, 2007 9:01 am ET
by On my Knees out of respect
freedom rings for few
those lucky ones, indeed should
cherish that great gift
Haiku # 39143 June 8, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by sleep
I believe that love
and ownership-possession,
are incompatible

openness, respect,
nourish other people and
encourage growing

authenticity
is living, loving, being
as you are, yourself

now, no-one owns me
I belong to me alone
giving is MY gift

We gave each other
Words, thoughts, ideas, feelings.
We both gave lunch time.
Haiku # 39142 June 8, 2007 3:20 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Though A metaphor
It is still a metaphor
It is metaphor
Haiku # 39141 June 8, 2007 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
every rose, back five
I feel the lie on my thigh
Oh you know. cancel
Haiku # 39140 June 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by virgin d steel dead
no diary dirt
rearrange ..Robert PLant school
1st love..is it true
Haiku # 39139 June 8, 2007 3:40 am ET
by oooh that smell
you are an asshole
calling me the demon shame
he she and the strings
Haiku # 39138 June 8, 2007 3:06 am ET
by Blimpie bpy falling with wings
faster pussycat
Paris is a jailbird free
goin goin gone
Haiku # 39137 June 8, 2007 3:02 am ET
by jimmy page
oh shit the giant
fee fi fo fummin his way
through speakers on air
Haiku # 39136 June 8, 2007 2:24 am ET
by didnt hear the first word
life loi moi tres bien
also a joint paradox
consumed by all of
Haiku # 39135 June 8, 2007 2:20 am ET
by lifelovecanthavenevermiss
here wango tango
covered in cat scratch fever
gotta love "suck It"
Haiku # 39134 June 8, 2007 1:13 am ET
by tattoo me TED
high-flying dazzle
would you put aside the dream
it has bitten you
Haiku # 39133 June 8, 2007 12:57 am ET
by wink of an eye
are you coming back?
your mind is trully missed here
maybe you tired..
Haiku # 39132 June 7, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by what r friends for?
bravery to check
the obstruction of war is
in the right order
Haiku # 39131 June 6, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by dead oil
we need more robots:
more time for playstationing!
schlaraffenlanding!
Haiku # 39130 June 6, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Austrian Industrie Worker of Austria
strange phenomenon:
big fat pathology book
makes me look simmer
Haiku # 39129 June 6, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by Austrian student of Austria
astrogenital.
georgian tradition
needs more marketing!
Haiku # 39128 June 6, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by Austrian of Austria
beautiful air wave
the sound is mute but I feel
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 39127 June 6, 2007 11:25 am ET
by moment to breathe
So good to see you
I reveled in your quick mind
We talked of our lives
-
Pickled red peppers
Olive
Haiku # 39126 June 6, 2007 6:20 am ET
by on my knees
real love is baroque
totally complexual
so you don't get bored
Haiku # 39123 June 4, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by pearls
aching for knowledge
surviving the times comes first
heart fleurys soundly
Haiku # 39122 June 3, 2007 4:46 pm ET
by illusional di
It
Haiku # 39121 June 3, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
words just keep going
the time is ticking away
with run-on sentence
Haiku # 39120 June 2, 2007 11:36 am ET
by just bored
delicatessen
corned beef and patrami meat
offers love with cheese
Haiku # 39119 June 2, 2007 11:32 am ET
by essen brings joy
Temba, his arms wide.
Sokath, his eys uncovered.
Mir, his sails unfurled!
Haiku # 39118 June 2, 2007 2:20 am ET
by Darmok and Jalad of Tanagra
i heard you like them?
she asked with a postured grin
yeah, I loooooooove mudkips
Haiku # 39117 June 1, 2007 4:25 pm ET
by Recoil of Toronto
opening a dive
across from the big hot spot
I'll call it "Denied"
Haiku # 39116 June 1, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by hanging out with Dick
moving to Utah
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39115 June 1, 2007 12:50 pm ET
by must be drunk
gonna move to Uath
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39114 June 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by oops..dont wanna be a butcher
gonna move to Uath
I will take up five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39113 June 1, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by yesterdays movie
temptation candy
sweet cocoa sugars entice
whets the tongue juicy
Haiku # 39112 June 1, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by oh
people, like tango
explore naive impulses
embolden the mix
Haiku # 39111 June 1, 2007 1:30 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
life's a remix
each has the pleasure, enjoy
what each has
Haiku # 39110 June 1, 2007 1:22 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
afternoon sexy
like a linen breezy sweat
Scent of sweet revenge
Haiku # 39109 May 31, 2007 2:58 pm ET
by invoking
Chunga
Haiku # 39108 May 31, 2007 10:13 am ET
by Dancing Fool
What about a duck
head in water ass in air
good Duck al' Orange
Haiku # 39107 May 30, 2007 11:54 pm ET
by whateveh
PAHLSSON SCORES! Strewth! He
must be the best defensive
player of the year!
Haiku # 39106 May 30, 2007 11:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
figure of great strength
addictive like narcotic
noble illusion
Haiku # 39105 May 30, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by hero
swing and shuffle 'round
even do the frank zappa
"i'm a dancing fool!"
Haiku # 39104 May 30, 2007 4:14 pm ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
saintly faithful fly
wings gloried faster than eye
owns the complex view
Haiku # 39103 May 30, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by folded newspaper
The Gotan project
Masterly Tango rhythm
Tempting me to dance
Haiku # 39102 May 30, 2007 1:16 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
song
Haiku # 39101 May 30, 2007 3:07 am ET
by DisComiCat of Gotan Project country
Darkness visible
A solid wall of nothing
Thus our entry bared
Haiku # 39100 May 29, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
hurts me deep inside
driving down this lonely road
you've got to fly now
Haiku # 39099 May 29, 2007 2:41 am ET
by Slaughter(ed)
give youth the noise boys
you had it so young and free
you're fine, it's their time
Haiku # 39098 May 29, 2007 2:21 am ET
by holding their reigns
tee pee for your hole
I am theee ~ cornholio
shittin eatin fool
Haiku # 39097 May 29, 2007 12:17 am ET
by hankee poo